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Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« on: Jun 28, 2005, 07:18:47 AM »
IFS is best kept at ambient temperature in a pile of scrap in the backyard.  When kept under a functioning vehicle, it tends to greatly diminish said vehicle's offroad ability.     -reklund5

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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 28, 2005, 08:35:44 AM »
This is funny. :rofl: Why not just "teather" a huge umbrella over the ozone, or to help with the cost of the "space ships" in the article, sell advertisement space on the space ships.  Everyone wants a huge NIKE symbol shading their neighborhood or a Jeep symbol shaped moon in the sky.  :smack:

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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 28, 2005, 10:16:11 AM »
This is funny. :rofl: Why not just "teather" a huge umbrella over the ozone, or to help with the cost of the "space ships" in the article, sell advertisement space on the space ships.  Everyone wants a huge NIKE symbol shading their neighborhood or a Jeep symbol shaped moon in the sky.  :smack:

If I'm not mistaken, they make atmospheric advertising illegal when they found out McDonalds had plans to put a glowing golden arch in orbit that would be nearly as large (relatively of course) as the moon in the night sky.   :gap:
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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 28, 2005, 02:23:41 PM »
Sounds like a cheap alternative to me......

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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 28, 2005, 03:03:02 PM »
Space Ring Could Shade Earth and Stop Global Warming, We can FIX IT!


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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #5 on: Jun 28, 2005, 03:11:29 PM »
All we need is for more ppl to shave there heads, that will reflect more sunlight back into space!


and chrome out your SUV! that would help.

and mirrors on your ceiling would help too!
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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 28, 2005, 03:46:11 PM »
We should put all the cows in a factory and make fuel from their farts, that would keep the methane out of the atmosphere and give us some more fuel to run our AC's. Then we can eat our steak dinners in the comfort of our air conditioned  houses and know we are helping the problem instead of being the problem. :smack:  :yupyup:  :rofl2:
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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #7 on: Jun 28, 2005, 05:33:51 PM »
We should put all the cows in a factory and make fuel from their farts, that would keep the methane out of the atmosphere and give us some more fuel to run our AC's. Then we can eat our steak dinners in the comfort of our air conditioned  houses and know we are helping the problem instead of being the problem. :smack:  :yupyup:  :rofl2:
Man Willy, if only you would have come up with that idear before these millionaire farmers.
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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #8 on: Jun 29, 2005, 01:59:57 AM »
You meant high on the cow didn't ya? :gap:
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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #9 on: Jun 29, 2005, 10:06:08 AM »
We should put all the cows in a factory and make fuel from their farts, that would keep the methane out of the atmosphere and give us some more fuel to run our AC's. Then we can eat our steak dinners in the comfort of our air conditioned  houses and know we are helping the problem instead of being the problem. :smack: :yupyup: :rofl2:

Aren't you eating your profits then ?   :chew:

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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #10 on: Jun 29, 2005, 04:59:55 PM »
As the Comedian Jack Black says " Hole in the Ozone layer...We have astronauts and syran wrap...FIX IT!!!

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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #11 on: Jun 29, 2005, 06:02:28 PM »
If I'm not mistaken, they make atmospheric advertising illegal when they found out McDonalds had plans to put a glowing golden arch in orbit that would be nearly as large (relatively of course) as the moon in the night sky. :gap:
they really were proposing to put a advertisment globe into space, it would look like a satellite. But, I haven't seen it ,but I hear tell they put advertisements into the sands of poplular beaches, the people that clean up during the night roll out these beach advertisments.
has anyone been witness?
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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #12 on: Jun 29, 2005, 07:46:50 PM »
As the Comedian Jack Black says " Hole in the Ozone layer...We have astronauts and syran wrap...FIX IT!!!
I believe you mean Lewis Black...commonly found on Comedy Central..Jack Black is the younger, fatter, funnier guy that starred in " the school of rock" sorry for the jthread ack.

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« Reply #13 on: Jun 30, 2005, 03:46:25 AM »
Yeah, I hear lewis black on XM Comedy all the time, he's too political for my taste
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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #14 on: Jun 30, 2005, 08:26:22 AM »
Ya Lewis BLack...when I was writing it it sounded funny, but I figured you would all still get the point.

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« Reply #15 on: Jun 30, 2005, 07:12:46 PM »
Yeah, I hear lewis black on XM Comedy all the time, he's too political for my taste
ya, he is really political, but I have learned to look at just the comedy and take it for what it is...im a huge George Carlin fan, and Im also a decently conservative republican, unlike most people my age...

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Re: Global Warming PII...We can FIX IT!
« Reply #16 on: Jul 01, 2005, 08:29:09 PM »
This is a great idea! :haha:
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