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Stickin your foot in your mouth
« on: Apr 20, 2005, 01:37:34 PM »
Ok, everyone does it at one point in time or another, so lets hear it


I was walking through the Sunrise mall, and there is a store for plus size women.  I was walkin by, and the name was kinda indicative of the fact, and w/o thinking I turn to my buddy and say ":hey is that a store for fat people?" all of a sudden I see like three heads pop up from where they had been looking at clothes

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Re: Stickin your foot in your mouth
« Reply #1 on: Apr 20, 2005, 01:40:33 PM »
I asked my neighbor how many months pregnant she was  :nonono: She wasn't  :eek:
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Re: Stickin your foot in your mouth
« Reply #2 on: Apr 20, 2005, 01:45:32 PM »
I asked my neighbor how many months pregnant she was  :nonono: She wasn't  :eek:


ouch  :scared:

Guy in one of my Fire Tech classes said something to the teacher, an Asst. Chief of t he Office of Emergency Services of CA, and when the teacher asked him if he was serious, the guy said " I wouldnt :pokinit: my favorite turd."  :smack:
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"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

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Re: Stickin your foot in your mouth
« Reply #3 on: Apr 20, 2005, 01:53:13 PM »
I think this fits rather well here!

http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/416.html

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Re: Stickin your foot in your mouth
« Reply #4 on: Apr 20, 2005, 01:54:50 PM »
I asked my neighbor how many months pregnant she was  :nonono: She wasn't  :eek:

Been there, she had the funniest look on her face, like she wanted to kill me  :grr:

 
 
 
 
 

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