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Watch out, they'll hit you with a pastry!
« on: Nov 06, 2004, 07:33:07 PM »
The fearsome French military machine is chewing up and spitting out another foe! Not since the French packed up their baguettes and ran from the advancing German army have we seen such a virile display of French superiority!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041107/ap_on_re_af/ivory_coast&cid=515&ncid=716 

They won’t fight the Iraqis, but, they’ll take on the vast military forces of……Ivory Coast (I said Coast, not soap!)

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Re: Watch out, they'll hit you with a pastry!
« Reply #1 on: Nov 06, 2004, 07:44:32 PM »
Well we can count on the frence to be there when they need us!  :smack:
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Re: Watch out, they'll hit you with a pastry!
« Reply #2 on: Nov 13, 2004, 10:01:43 AM »
yea  i have a french army rifle for sale,  never been fired dropped once :smack:
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Re: Watch out, they'll hit you with a pastry!
« Reply #3 on: Nov 13, 2004, 02:23:40 PM »
yea  i have a french army rifle for sale,  never been fired dropped once :smack:


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Re: Watch out, they'll hit you with a pastry!
« Reply #4 on: Nov 13, 2004, 03:20:29 PM »
 :haha: french army  :haha:   :stopit:
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Re: Watch out, they'll hit you with a pastry!
« Reply #5 on: Nov 16, 2004, 09:27:30 AM »
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Re: Watch out, they'll hit you with a pastry!
« Reply #6 on: Nov 16, 2004, 09:29:06 AM »
:rofl:
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Re: Watch out, they'll hit you with a pastry!
« Reply #7 on: Nov 16, 2004, 10:30:13 AM »
France hit back within hours, wiping out Ivory Coast's newly built-up air force — two Russian-made Sukhoi jet fighters and at least three helicopter gunships — on the ground

Wow France just Kicked Ivory Costs :moon: wait....where in the blue hell is Ivory Cost...I thought it was a ride at SixFlags!

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Re: Watch out, they'll hit you with a pastry!
« Reply #8 on: Nov 16, 2004, 12:26:33 PM »
Yup.  And since the people of the Ivory Coast are armed with only machetes I guess the French feel real brave fighting them and firing into the crowd.  I hope to hell we don't help those morons.  Let them go it alone.
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Re: Watch out, they'll hit you with a pastry!
« Reply #9 on: Nov 16, 2004, 01:48:19 PM »
I must say i am suprised the French havent given up yet,  but give it time it'll happen.  sides why dont they pick on a country their own size?!?  :punish:  :kickbutt:
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Re: Watch out, they'll hit you with a pastry!
« Reply #10 on: Nov 16, 2004, 02:32:54 PM »
Cause Texas aint a country yet :yupyup:
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