Artery....................The study of paintings
Bacteria..................Back door to cafeteria
Cesarean section.....A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan..................Searching for Kitty
Colic......................A sheep dog
Coma....................A punctuation mark
Dilate....................To live Long
Enema...................Not a friend
Fibula....................A small lie
G.I. Series..............World Series of military baseball
Hangnail.................What you hang your coat on
Impotent...............Distinguished, well known
Labor pain..............Getting hurt at work
Morbid...................A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates.................Cheaper than day rates
Node.....................I knew it
Outpatient.............A person who has fainted
Pap Smear.............A fatherhood test
Pelvis.....................Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative........A letter carrier
Recovery room........Place to do upholstery
Rectum..................Dam near killed him
Secretion...............Hiding something
Seizure..................Roman emperor
Tablet...................A small table
Terminal illness........Getting sick at the airport
Tumor...................More than one
Urine.....................Opposite of you're out
Varicose................Near by/close by