Topic: Cows, The Constitution, & The Ten Commandments

[MiniSimp]

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?  And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E   C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we are not using it anymore.


T H E   1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment

[93tonkatoy]

 
The sad part is, YOU'RE RIGHT.

Reasons:
1. Politicians can't afford to alienate the aliens. They don't have the right to vote, and they don't pay their taxes, so why shouldn't we make their lives easier?
2. Haven't you ever heard of the ideal of MINORITY rule?
3. because no one person should EVER be responsible for his own actions. There is ALWAYS someone else at fault.
 

[79coyotefrg]

  all too true 

[Rocksurfer]

1. They'd eat the cow.

2. Too many loopholes and it's the wrong god.

3. Why would you hang a list of good things to do in a place that spits on it daily?

[Doof]

  thats good, did you make it up?

like said above, sad but so so true.
 

[Lowrider]

Well, we surely would need to toss the constitution out the window if we wanted to put the ten commandments up in a government building. 

'Sides, we only really need one commandment. "thou shall not be dishonest". 

[BLACKDOG]

  Mini, that is awesome!!