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You Might Be A Redneck??
« on: Nov 17, 2004, 08:23:19 AM »
if it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
God. . ."

you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.

you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

you bow your head when someone prays.

you stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.

you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

you've never burned an American flag.

you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.

you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

you'd give your last dollar to a friend.


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and
God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose
a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit
-- that's what rednecks are made of.
I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck
friends.
 
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #1 on: Nov 17, 2004, 09:58:49 AM »
dont forget pulling up in their well built yotas :usa:
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #2 on: Nov 17, 2004, 11:56:06 AM »
Amen to that!!
 :usa:

Redneck right here, from Oklahoma and Texas originally

What exactly is a winter festival anyway??  It dont make sense.  I guess we could call it a birthday celebration, would that work??

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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #3 on: Nov 17, 2004, 12:57:05 PM »
 :usa: Amen to that, Texas blood through and through!  :beer:
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #4 on: Nov 17, 2004, 01:09:56 PM »
Where at in Texas??
I was born in Lubbock and my dads side of the family lives near Wichita Falls
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #5 on: Nov 17, 2004, 04:08:53 PM »
That aint redneck, thats the deffinition of a true American.  I dont know where exactly we went wrong but we need to figure out where and fix the problem before it gets out of hand.
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #6 on: Nov 17, 2004, 04:10:27 PM »
Im from Dallas, born in Midland
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #7 on: Nov 17, 2004, 05:13:51 PM »
So according to WT, True Americans are rednecks ???  Sounds good to me :hahaha:
I wish we could find the problem, unfortunately, it is going to take a lot of work.  But til then, Keep playin with your guns and trucks :driving: and of course,  :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug:
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #8 on: Nov 17, 2004, 05:26:51 PM »
  :usa: Amen  :usa: and Godbless 84 runner and all us rednecks  :bowdown:  :usa:

P.S. The problem is getting fixed hence Nov. 2.  :greengrin:
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #9 on: Nov 17, 2004, 06:07:34 PM »
I am damn proud to be a redneck sum bich................. :usa: :boobs: :boobs:
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #10 on: Nov 17, 2004, 10:14:42 PM »
Im no redneck....but I love this country...and Im afraind that thanks to the stupidity of some ppl this great country is going downhill :rivers:
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #11 on: Nov 17, 2004, 10:36:18 PM »
Quote from: LILSWAMPER on Nov 17, 2004, 10:14:42 PM
Im no redneck....

What? I thought you drove a V6 IFS 4Runner?





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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #12 on: Nov 17, 2004, 11:12:14 PM »
if you mow your lawn and find that front axle youve been looking for for the past 5 years so you could do your SAS!

If youve lived out of your toyota....( i mean cooking burritos off of the header and sleeping in the bed)

If you crack open a beer at a Funeral......
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #13 on: Nov 18, 2004, 10:17:37 AM »
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #14 on: Nov 18, 2004, 06:03:23 PM »
does cooking a gas station cheeseburger on the muffler count?
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #15 on: Nov 18, 2004, 06:06:50 PM »
I very much doubt that is helthy BD :nerv:
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck??
« Reply #16 on: Nov 18, 2004, 06:17:50 PM »
it was in the foil wrapper :smack:
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"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent
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