Author Topic: Taxidermery your pet? (Read 2715 times)

Willy Mammoth · « **on:** Oct 17, 2007, 05:26:37 PM »

Anybody?

Hammerhead · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 05:35:22 PM »

I know a chick I'd like to have mounted.

germ · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 05:37:35 PM »

Alan Alda wrote a book call something like "dont have your dog stuffed and other things I've learned" Was actually entertaining. He says the dog never quite looked right, and always seemed to be staring at him.

Naw, don't think I'd ever do it....

Erik

oddball · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 05:49:51 PM »

I could deal with ashes in an urn but taxidermy is a little odd. There was a show once on Court Tv were this Santa Clause dude ate his reindeer after it died from attacking him

Willy Mammoth · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 05:54:42 PM »

I'm just thinking the way they just lay around who would notice.

oddball · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 06:01:45 PM »

If you had it stuffed in that position it wouldnt be so bad

Willy Mammoth · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 06:06:09 PM »

I'm thinking throw pillows.

Lady Di · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 06:11:46 PM »

I figure we stuff them with some sobikawa beans and we can position then any way we want.

Looks like a good neck pillow to me. I know he won't stand for it while he's alive.

Willy Mammoth · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 06:20:45 PM »

Here is the other candidate.

oddball · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 06:49:50 PM »

Are you sure they arent stuffed already? Not much life there

Duffil · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 07:14:41 PM »

Quote from: Rob-o on Oct 17, 2007, 06:49:50 PM

Are you sure they arent stuffed already? Not much life there

they are old people dogs.

Willy Mammoth · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 07:20:33 PM »

nobody would know

Lady Di · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 07:25:03 PM »

There is obvious movement from pics one and two.. OK so not a lot but there is movement. And tinydog has definety given me attitude.. Ginger is still stuffable...

Willy Mammoth · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 07:27:49 PM »

The plus side is you wouldn't have to feed them or let them out or even worry about leaving them alone for weeks on end without having someone take care of them.

On the other hand the down side is Umm, Umm, well is there a down side? I mean they are a pain in the ass and if we could at least use them as neck pillows it would make up for all the time we fed them. I think they should be useful after they are gone instead of just disposing of a good looking corps.

Come to think of it I want to be a throw rug or something so people can continue to walk on me when I'm gone.

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 08:15:51 PM »

What a great prank built in too? Imagine where you could leave the dog, and then when someone stumbled on him(her?

) you could freak?

I wanna be stuffed, and then left in the coat closet, to prey on unsuspecting victims.

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 08:17:48 PM »

Quote from: hammerhead on Oct 17, 2007, 05:35:22 PM

I know a chick I'd like to have mounted.

I know some who seemed like they were.

brainlessfool · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 09:04:56 PM »

I ate a pet bird once.

oddball · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 09:51:04 PM »

Quote from: brainlessfool on Oct 17, 2007, 09:04:56 PM

I ate a pet bird once.

Ozzie, is that you?

Lady Di · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 06:14:19 AM »

You can stuff me and sit me in front of the TV, no one will be the wiser.

brainlessfool · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 05:48:03 PM »

Quote from: Rob-o on Oct 17, 2007, 09:51:04 PM

Ozzie, is that you?

46&2 · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 11:47:08 PM »

I wouldnt do it to any of my pets. Pictures are one thing, your old pal of the last 14 years now doubling as a coffee table....creepy.....

I do like the Jackass episode where Johhny Knoxville takes his grandma to a taxidermist and tries to inquire about having her stuffed and mounted...

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