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The Lord's Prayer (Toyota version)
« on: Aug 12, 2007, 04:33:11 PM »
Saw this on Pirate and thought it was funny

My yota is my
shepherd; I shall not
want.

It maketh me drive
into wet pastures:
it leadeth me into
deep mudholes.

It restores my
faith: it leads me in
the path of cant get
stuck for its
namesake.

Yea, though i drive
through the valley of
of mud, i will fear
no jeep: for thou are
a yota; my longfields
and gears comfort me.

Surely Bobby and
Tina long will be
close to me all of
the wheelin days of
my life: for i will
dwell in bobby's shop
fore ever.

Amen.
RIP KYOTA
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Re: The Lord's Prayer (Toyota version)
« Reply #1 on: Aug 12, 2007, 05:27:51 PM »
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That is awesome!
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Re: The Lord's Prayer (Toyota version)
« Reply #2 on: Aug 12, 2007, 07:47:51 PM »
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Re: The Lord's Prayer (Toyota version)
« Reply #3 on: Aug 13, 2007, 02:01:58 PM »
Yea, verily...my brother! And he smote them mightily with his squirrel powered wonder truck
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« Last Edit: Aug 13, 2007, 02:10:26 PM by abnormaltoy »
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