I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
Retriever and
was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete
so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the
hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a
car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
