NO, NO, NO, Nate you got it all wrong. Heres how it goes. I drank some beer, drove around, picked up some ladys, drank more beer, drove around, hit sombody, oops, drove around with my fingers crossed, puked, drove around some more, got thrown in jail, got my ass kicked, started lifting weights, they all laughed at me, I beat there heads in, ha ha, they bowed down, I drove home, brushed my teeth, and went to sleep. See now? You can pretty much say anything with smileys.
