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Re: stupid people on the phone
« on: Oct 04, 2007, 10:36:50 PM »
I worked in the service dept. for a dealership & their 800 # was almost the same as a well know long distance phone company & we would calls all the time cause they would dial wrong. I will use this ->  :moon: as the customer

Me> name of company

 :moon: > I need service

Me> this is service, how can I help you

 :moon: > I have a problem with my bill

Me> you need to call back & talk to the service manager

 :moon: >There are charges on my bill that I shouldn't have to pay for

Me>  :headscratch: I can't change your bill once it has been invoiced, you have to call back on Monday & talk to the service manager

 :moon: > (being very persistent) NO! I NEED THIS FIXED RIGHT NOW!

Me> OK, give me the repair order number so I can look up the bill in the computer

 :moon: > I didn't have repairs done

Me >  :headscratch: did you buy parts?

 :moon: >  (Irate) No, I have some long distance calls on my phone bill that I didn't make & I want them removed

Me>  :idea: Ok, let me put you on hold so I can get to a computer

 :moon: > Ok

Me> what is your account #?

 :moon: > ###-###-####

Me> (Tapping very hard on the key board so the customer can hear it) What is the call didn't you make?

 :moon: The New York one. I don't know anyone in New York

Me> (tapping hard again) Ok, I have removed that call, is there anything else I can help you with?

 :moon: > Ummmm....... Yeah,........................ there is a call to L.A. & I don't know anyone in L.A.

Me> (Tapping) ok, I removed that one also, is there anything else I can help you with?

 :moon: > No, thats it. What is my new bill?

Me> well, now that I have changed your bill, it will have to be re-invoiced, your new bill will come in the mail.

 :moon: > Thank you

Me> Thanks you for calling  :gap:



If the guy wasn't such a peice of  :pokinit: on the phone with me, I wouldn't have done this. But it was fun for me  :yupyup:

Edit: sorry if it was anyone on the board here  :cheese:



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