If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next
70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at
5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your
back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur
because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's
ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's nephew's friend's
beautician.
Have a wonderful day.
By the way: A South American scientist from Argentina, after a
lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain
and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. (it's true, I snoped it! 
)
Dang I'm in trouble
& don't even have 50 e-mail adresses to send this to & I'm busted by the South American from Argentina
