She picked on me on my birthday.. 
.. Besides, Women are like trucks, they may have a few miles on them, the bodies may not up to showroom quality, and there may be sags and creases, with gravity winning the battle, we ooh and aah over the pretty new models, but the old dependable one has too much for us to part with. What would you want to drive? A new untest model, or one that's going to ride good, and handles well in the curves. 
What they want is to keep the old model, put it in the backyard, and get that pretty new model they've been oooohing and ahhhing over.
They'll take the old model out when they don't care about making an impression and just want to go out and have some fun with the comfy model they're so used to.
They don't want to risk damaging the shiny new model, after all.
But when it's time for a night out on the town they'll get that pretty new model, all polished and shiny, out to show off so their buddies can oooooo and ahhhhh over it.
But that new model is costly, a lot of upkeep and can be very high maintenence. In the end they realize the new model is just too much work.
So they go to get the comfy old model out of the backyard fully expecting it will still start for him....
