You obviously live in California!! Were do people come up with these names?? Rico?? How about Rico Suave Simpson
What's wrong with Homer?
LOL!! What ever happened to REAL mens names?
My favorite guy name is Tony, Anthony (or Ant'ny as my grandmother DiPaolo would say)
I GOT IT! Name him after our favorite guy... Marlin! Marlin Simpson. That is a catchy name.