We used to only have 4 phone lines that came into our shop, but when somebody yelled "Bob line 5" that usually meant hot babe at the counter! Well, this backfired on a FNG, he comes across the PA "Jim line 5!" Well, the asst manager knew of the code and came to check her out to and come to find out it was his wife! So, he plays along with it and procedes to lay a big tongue involved kiss on her! 
The FNG was saying holy crap does he know her! We just laughed at him! 
We shout out "PT" when a hottie walks by, so everyone else knows to look
