I love it!
So a few years back, before I was a mechanic I was on anchor crew. There was this really nice guy workin in the store, said he wanted to come work with us. We were a little leary cause he had a lisp, but he turned out to be quite possibly the nicest/coolest guy I've ever worked with, could take so much crap and never get mad. One of my coworkers played the guitar, and knew I used to play the drums, and was tryin to talk me into gettin back into em so we could start up a band. So we're drivin the boat around talkin bout how cool it would be, all the usual band perks and such, and he says "I wanna be in the band guys!", so I turn to him and say dead straight faced, "cool! cept the only instrument we have open is the skin flute", to which he replies (dead serious), "that's fine I don't care, I just wanna be in the band!". Tears were rolllin down our faces before he ever realized what we said. Poor guy.
