You can't roast your tires at will in the toy?  You have no power?  Your frame is rusty?  Does it hurt when you cough?  Does it hurt when you think?  Ok then, I recommend you hand over your girlfriend before you make any bad decissions that may mal-effect her, ie being stranded on deserted roads in a broken down chebby, etc, etc......

Seriously, I can roast my tires at will in my 80 or my 91.