Oh, no, no, no, don't do oysters until later. Feel her out first, (no not that way) once you find out she's going to want kids then start downing the oysters. Being sneaky is all part of the game. Taco's are ok, they're messy but only end up on the table not on your clothes. Sure there are lots of books on this stuff, but THERE IS NO SET TEXT FOR WOMEN. 
Dang........so "instructions are not included". I should try the garlic thing.........you know like 88runner suggests............yea that's the ticket!! Where did I put that garlic............
