Clearly, as the new dates specify, i am a Millennial.
This news has left me incensed.
I always thought myself above it as i can wipe my own arse,
Evidently not.
Feel free to take the piss, ask questions about my firearms and liberal opinions and be prepared for me to tell you to go flopp yourself.
The precise answer is this:
...you were born this side of 1980 and raised without a strong father figure.
It's sad but true.
You better watch yourself..