Author Topic: Let's start the Marlin Mafia... (Read 18494 times)

UNBREAKABLE · « **on:** Mar 21, 2005, 06:43:46 PM »

and track down all these damn thieves. We'll "teach them a lesson they won't soon forget

awhotrods · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 03:40:10 PM »

lol sounds like fun

BigMike · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 03:50:57 PM »

Hey seriously, I was just thinking about this.

Why don't we buy a stock truck and slap some stickers on it, like ARB, Warn,

, Rancho, etc. and then park it either on a trail in a known crime area or on a street corner.

Have a silent motion alarm that will trigger like your pager, or some kind of audible alarm that is near you.

We can have a camera on the truck at all times to.

Leave the window rolled down, and just wait.. etc.. All you have to do is just - for instance - unplug the fuel pump and it will never go anywhere.

Then just wait for your alarm to go off and then have three guys walk out and confront the guy.

A set up. I've been thinking about this for a while..

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 03:52:21 PM »

yeah no kidding. Start driving around with a piece pipe next to yourt seat

then when you see somthin,

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 03:55:02 PM »

Quote from: BigMike on Mar 23, 2005, 03:50:57 PM

Hey seriously, I was just thinking about this.

Why don't we buy a stock truck and slap some stickers on it, like ARB, Warn, , Rancho, etc. and then park it either on a trail in a known crime area or on a street corner.

Have a silent motion alarm that will trigger like your pager, or some kind of audible alarm that is near you.

We can have a camera on the truck at all times to.

Leave the window rolled down, and just wait.. etc.. All you have to do is just - for instance - unplug the fuel pump and it will never go anywhere.

Then just wait for your alarm to go off and then have three guys walk out and confront the guy.

A set up. I've been thinking about this for a while..

how about on top of that, put some power door locks in it with a cheap remote, and disable the inner doorlocks. Then when they get in, push the button, and whala!! crook in a cage!

they cant get out without breakin a window, and you get to stand there and laugh until the cops get there to pick up the pieces and

BigMike · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 03:57:53 PM »

I know this would require some patience, so we would need to make it desireable. But we might just catch some random joe who is an "opportunist" and not the real Yota criminals....

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 04:01:18 PM »

I think it would be better not to leave the windows down then, make it harder than an "opportunist" would want to mess with I still like my doorlock idea though

you know, kinda like how the back sieat of a cop car is? no widnow cranks and the door handles aqre there, but they dont do anything becasue they remove the rod that pulls the latch

( I know this because I have a friend who bought an old cop car, and we hada lot of fun having people sit in the back, since it had the divider in it still

alwayzbroken · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 04:05:45 PM »

You could rig up something similar to child safety locks. Once the sob is caught inside you trigger the remote control tear gas system under the dash and blow the train horn mounted under the seat. That'll get his attention.

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 04:14:33 PM »

or the mace, shooting out of the windsheild washer sprayer that had been moved inside, right on top of the dash

or how about triggers the bomb that blows the SOB of the face of the earth

(guess we'd have to make it a pretty junker then, since he isnt going anywhere, we could put a crap drivetrain on it, paint it with spray paint, you know keep it cheap and not running)

alwayzbroken · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 04:18:51 PM »

How about a snake in the cab like in gone in 60 seconds. Except make it a rattler.

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 04:27:05 PM »

a lot of them

or an ejector seat, like in Fast and Furious 2? But dont cut the roof, let his head do that, and give the seat a good boost, so he flies a good 30-40 feet in the air at least

alwayzbroken · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 04:32:12 PM »

Skinny_Pedal · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 09:08:22 PM »

mike im sure u guys have a truck laying around the shop that has no motor or something u could use?

mudaddict · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 11:25:21 PM »

man some of those ideas of funny but would be alot of work!

89 toy · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 23, 2005, 11:35:12 PM »

sit in a car on the other side of the street with your smith and wesson 500magnum and wait.this is crap up here where i live i leave my trucks unlocked my shop open tools every where and never have to worry about any thing getting stolen.but every body around here knows the fat man has lots of guns and will use them.

WHITE_TRASH · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 24, 2005, 03:46:55 AM »

Hmmm yet another reason commifornia sucks. Too many idiots that are too damned lazy and/or stupid to get a job and buy their own stuff. I love eastern WA.

Yes theres crime here just like anywhere but not in my area.

Skinny_Pedal · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 24, 2005, 11:43:06 AM »

Quote from: WHITE_TRASH on Mar 24, 2005, 03:46:55 AM

Hmmm yet another reason commifornia sucks. Too many idiots that are too damned lazy and/or stupid to get a job and buy their own stuff. I love eastern WA. Yes theres crime here just like anywhere but not in my area.

thats because u are in the middle of bfe

lilbuddy · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 24, 2005, 10:22:06 PM »

I like these ideas....

WHITE_TRASH · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 25, 2005, 03:12:47 AM »

Yup Skinny hit that one good. Im in bfe and I dont bother to take the keys out of the ignition of whatever rig Im driving 90% of the time. I cant remember the last time I locked my doors either.

BigMike · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 09:01:32 AM »

Does anyone know how much the LoJack system costs? We should get like 10 people together to split the cost and find a really sweet Yota in the Sac area, and if the owner agrees to help out, we could equip his rig with LoJack.

Then just have him drive it normally but always leave his windows cracked a bit or something..
When are most of the Yotas getting ripped off? During the night?

KYOTA · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 09:07:22 AM »

I think its time to install some stick death security features

BigMike · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 09:28:01 AM »

Quote from: KYOTA on Apr 01, 2005, 09:07:22 AM

I think its time to install some stick death security features

Here's the newest one (warning - language & extreme viloence):

<a href="http://www.stickdeath.com/2005auto.swf" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.stickdeath.com/2005auto.swf</a>

KYOTA · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 09:59:43 AM »

I love that Sh*T !!

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 11:17:17 AM »

lilbuddy · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 07:21:28 PM »

Thats awesome. Stick death is the coolest...

whiteman · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 05:42:30 PM »

Just a thought, If one were to plant a vehicle in the hopes of getting it stolen, if the athorities found out that we planted it then the tables could turn and mabye that would be concidered entrapment?

> Knowing our scrwed up government system they would com after us for doing there job.

BigMike · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 06, 2005, 06:13:06 PM »

That is Gay. We are helping them out-

jeff_aitch · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 07, 2005, 07:23:29 PM »

the stick death is funny stuff. Africa has a lot of car jackings. they had 2 different devices that ive seen. one was a big blade that was under your car and whacked of your legs when you tried to jack someone. the other was a flame thrower in the front wheelwell that aimed back towards the door. crispy criminals. i thought those were some great ideas! it was all great until some jerk off criminal civil rights group stepped in and put an end to that. yep! i live in demon-crat California also. home of the bleeding heart. where else can someone break in YOUR HOUSE, fall down YOUR STAIRS, and sue YOU! and by the way, probably would have to wait that long for someone to try to steal an easy target. maybe 1 or 2 HOURS! its California. where criminals have more rights than the law abiding citizen. i might be a jap. but my blood is RED, WHITE, and BLUE!

ps. sweet early toy mike!

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 08, 2005, 11:47:55 AM »

Quote from: whiteman on Apr 06, 2005, 05:42:30 PM

Just a thought, If one were to plant a vehicle in the hopes of getting it stolen, if the athorities found out that we planted it then the tables could turn and mabye that would be concidered entrapment? > Knowing our scrwed up government system they would com after us for doing there job.

we'll just put a bomb in the truck. No criminal, no charge

"I swear officer, I just heard a loud noise and come out to see what it was"

whiteman · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 16, 2005, 08:30:14 AM »

Yea screw it, I always wanted to be an outlaw

...........

Oh wait a minut i am...

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