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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #240 on: Jun 14, 2004, 06:53:51 AM »
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #241 on: Jun 14, 2004, 11:15:32 AM »
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #242 on: Jun 14, 2004, 07:37:59 PM »
any body see this picture?? oh its small it ses save the wale

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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #243 on: Jun 14, 2004, 07:45:00 PM »
I dont know if I should   :reg: or   :laugh: so Ill do both  :crazy:
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #244 on: Jun 15, 2004, 02:27:02 PM »
You got to get the clip of that little photo Yotaboy  :yupyup: It looks like a dolphin under the water until you pass your mouse over it then she pops up ripping  :moon:  :laugh:
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #245 on: Jun 15, 2004, 04:04:24 PM »
yeah the funny thing is that i was serching for pictures of some guy named lenin for my history project and that was the first thing that poped up  ??? :laugh:

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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #246 on: Jun 16, 2004, 07:08:59 AM »
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #247 on: Jun 16, 2004, 10:25:17 AM »
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :  Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Septic Tank Truck sign:  "We're #1 in the #2 business."

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:  "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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At a Proctologist's door:  "To expedite your visit please back in."

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On a Plumber's truck:  "We repair what your husband fixed."

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On a Plumber's truck:  "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your Plumber.."

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Pizza Shop Slogan:  "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :  "Invite us to your next blowout."

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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:  "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

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At a Towing company:  "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


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On an Electrician's truck:  "Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:  "Push. Push. Push."

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You've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:  "We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence :  "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #248 on: Jun 16, 2004, 12:56:59 PM »
man, those are to funny  :bowdown:  :thumbs:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #249 on: Jun 16, 2004, 06:05:27 PM »
Here goes a silly one guys hehehe  :hahaha:

Blonde Driving 

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
 
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #250 on: Jun 16, 2004, 06:36:13 PM »
The latest from the Mars Rover landing.
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #251 on: Jun 16, 2004, 07:26:52 PM »
 :wave:
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #252 on: Jun 16, 2004, 08:24:15 PM »
  ??? Santa...how :headshake: when? :rivers:
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #253 on: Jun 17, 2004, 11:40:08 AM »
what did the little black kid say when he was taking a $hit
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #254 on: Jun 17, 2004, 11:42:13 AM »
  :nonono:  Yotaboy thats wrong...No racist Jokes please. :headshake:
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #255 on: Jun 17, 2004, 11:53:05 AM »
if i offended you or any one else sorry that wasent my intentions

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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #256 on: Jun 17, 2004, 11:56:31 AM »
You dint offend me for I am not African-American....but I would not like for someone to post up complaints...Thank You though   :beerchug:
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #257 on: Jun 17, 2004, 12:00:32 PM »
no prob :beerchug:

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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #258 on: Jun 17, 2004, 12:01:38 PM »
 :beerchug:
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #259 on: Jun 17, 2004, 12:07:28 PM »
The Cop With the radar gun

There was a cop sitting at the end of a bridge with a radar gun. And he pulls a guy over in this beater of a car. This guy looked like he just crawled out from a rock and bought his car from a junk yard. When the cop went up to the guys window and the man rolled his window down. The most foul stench lingerd out of the car and made the cops nose hairs curl. The cop asked the man for the usual paper work, then asked him why he was speeding. The man told him that he was on his way to work and he was running late. Well the cop baffled that anyone would go to work looking and smelling like this man did , he asked him what he did for a living. He told the cop that he was a ASS HOLE STRECHER  :moon: . The cop trying not to laugh asked the man what a ass hole strecher was. He told the cop I strech ass holes, people call me up and ask me to come strech there ass hole. So I come over and put my gloves on and go to work. First you start with the little finger then you get two in there and keep workin at it until you can get bolth your hands. Well the cop is seeing the serious look on this mans face and is starting to think that he is telling the truth, so he continues to listen. So the man tells him once you got two hands in there you can really start to strech  it , so you just keep streching the ass hole out until it gets to be about six foot tall. Well now the cop decides to ask him what do you do with a six foot ass hole ? The man turns to the cop and says Well you give him a radar gun and put him at the end of a bridge

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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #260 on: Jun 17, 2004, 12:15:40 PM »
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #261 on: Jun 17, 2004, 02:04:32 PM »
thats one of the best jokes ive read on this thread

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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #262 on: Jun 17, 2004, 03:56:27 PM »
If thats so Yotaboy then you should post your Birth certificate!!   :hahaha: (jk heres to yotaboy  :beerchug:)
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #263 on: Jun 17, 2004, 04:20:19 PM »
i dont get it :headscratch:

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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #264 on: Jun 17, 2004, 04:36:57 PM »
 this pic made me :laugh:
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #265 on: Jun 17, 2004, 04:38:43 PM »
88Runner thats funny hehehe....Yotaboy have your little bro explain it to you hehehe :beerchug:
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #266 on: Jun 17, 2004, 05:28:46 PM »
thats a funny pic, i dont have a little brother lol

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« Reply #267 on: Jun 17, 2004, 06:17:10 PM »
That's a great joke. Here's a point for ya
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #268 on: Jun 17, 2004, 10:57:38 PM »


One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The layer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #269 on: Jun 17, 2004, 11:01:46 PM »
A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid.", answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What pool?"

"Uh.. is this 832-4173?"
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