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California girls
« on: Dec 22, 2005, 02:29:38 PM »
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a
couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and
the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't
see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day,
his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner
on the table.

The third man had married a California girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mown, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of
the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left
eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a
landscaper.

edit: pics moved to Get Better Glen Thread for safe keeping

http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=8127.msg201079#msg201079

« Last Edit: Dec 23, 2005, 06:58:49 AM by MrsWillyMammoth »

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Re: California girls
« Reply #1 on: Dec 22, 2005, 02:36:52 PM »
oh yeah :) :yumyum::yupyup:
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Re: California girls
« Reply #2 on: Dec 22, 2005, 02:56:24 PM »
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a
couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and
the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't
see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day,
his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner
on the table.

The third man had married a California girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mown, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of
the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left
eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a
landscaper.


riiiigggghhhhhhhht.... california girls.... :shake: I've seen that joke with WV girls, AR girls, FL girls, NJ girls, WI girls ... but CA girls...oh.. fer sher, totally dude ...  I don't think so :slap:
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Re: California girls
« Reply #3 on: Dec 22, 2005, 03:11:22 PM »
Be the bike..."I am the bike, I am the bike!" 
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Re: California girls
« Reply #4 on: Dec 22, 2005, 03:24:43 PM »
Be the bike..."I am the bike, I am the bike!"
Go ahead be the bike . I'll be the seat and tell ya how it is !
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Re: California girls
« Reply #5 on: Dec 22, 2005, 03:27:00 PM »
 :funny: I bet another guy would rather be the shaft the seat goes on.
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Re: California girls
« Reply #6 on: Dec 22, 2005, 03:45:08 PM »
don't for get the handle bars :yesnod:  o what a grip!!!!!!
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Re: California girls
« Reply #7 on: Dec 22, 2005, 03:52:44 PM »
two handlebars and a bicycle seat shaft?
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Re: California girls
« Reply #8 on: Dec 22, 2005, 04:34:01 PM »
Who is she?

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Re: California girls
« Reply #9 on: Dec 22, 2005, 05:13:44 PM »
nice! fourteen year olds! :thumbs:

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Re: California girls
« Reply #10 on: Dec 22, 2005, 06:57:13 PM »
:funny: I bet another guy would rather be the shaft the seat goes on.
hey what are you trying to say I don't want nobody up my bottom
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Re: California girls
« Reply #11 on: Dec 22, 2005, 07:00:50 PM »
Oh no, she's not 14.  She looks older than a certain board member who's name I won't mention....COUGHalyssaCOUGH....sorry, had a little something in my throat there.  Chicks are cool.  And yall can aspire to be bike parts, I'll just be the fabric thanks!
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Re: California girls
« Reply #12 on: Dec 22, 2005, 07:09:56 PM »
nope  :nonono: that is part of the seat and  :psss: the swim suit.  :tantrum: you why I . why didn't I think of that :smack:
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Re: California girls
« Reply #13 on: Dec 22, 2005, 07:59:09 PM »
 :shake: I'm with Alyssa on this one... maybe 17 :screwy:


:psss: Shouldn't this be in the GBG thread? :headscratch:

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Re: California girls
« Reply #14 on: Dec 22, 2005, 11:30:34 PM »
Give me abreak, she looks at least 17 1/2...
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Re: California girls
« Reply #15 on: Dec 22, 2005, 11:35:23 PM »
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Re: California girls
« Reply #16 on: Dec 23, 2005, 05:54:19 AM »
[qoute] Shouldn't this be in the GBG thread? [/qoute]

when i first read it i was thinking silly joke thread     the pics how ever should go there.
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Re: California girls
« Reply #17 on: Dec 23, 2005, 07:02:56 AM »
She looked a little young, but I don't think she looked any younger then some of the other chica's on the GBG thread. Well the pictures are there now.
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Re: California girls
« Reply #18 on: Dec 23, 2005, 08:37:59 AM »
I just checked the GBG thread, and I'm not seeing them! I'm starting to feel left out here! All this talk about being the bike seat and all, I think I should be able to get a glimpse at all this beauty.

Could someone fix it.....Pretty please....I want to see too!

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Re: California girls
« Reply #19 on: Dec 23, 2005, 09:03:02 AM »
Germ, if you click on the link in the first post above it doesn't take you to the bicycle girl? Are you getting red X's?
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Re: California girls
« Reply #20 on: Dec 23, 2005, 09:55:19 AM »
if shes 14 im :banana:  seat  :woohoo:


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Re: California girls
« Reply #21 on: Dec 23, 2005, 10:16:14 AM »
These days glen you can never be sure.
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Re: California girls
« Reply #22 on: Dec 23, 2005, 10:35:46 AM »
That is so true, she could be 12 for all we know. They can look really mature, on the other hand she could be a really young looking 22, as well. But, it's not like she's nekkid. We'll just assume she is of legal age.
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Re: California girls
« Reply #23 on: Dec 23, 2005, 01:40:18 PM »
They looked Like Felonteena's to me!    But still nice to look at! :eyebrow:  :idea: :drool:  :yikes:
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Re: California girls
« Reply #24 on: Dec 23, 2005, 01:58:31 PM »
Well they're on the GBG thread now, that should keep them out of trouble.
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Re: California girls
« Reply #25 on: Dec 23, 2005, 03:08:07 PM »
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Germ, if you click on the link in the first post above it doesn't take you to the bicycle girl? Are you getting red X's?

Nope, All I get are little white dots. No X's or nuttin. I'm so disapointed.

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Re: California girls
« Reply #26 on: Dec 23, 2005, 03:28:58 PM »
I'll attach the pics rather then link them. BRB.
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Re: California girls
« Reply #27 on: Dec 23, 2005, 08:06:02 PM »
she looks older than me?! bwhahahahaha, you are FUNNAY!


but seriously. ew, man. at least find one with boobs next time! :thumbs:

And what's wrong with small boobies?!  Don't tell me you discriminate.  That wouldn't be very nice now would it?  Gotta appreciate all sizes :thumbs:
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Re: California girls
« Reply #28 on: Dec 23, 2005, 08:09:22 PM »
And what's wrong with small boobies?! Don't tell me you discriminate. That wouldn't be very nice now would it? Gotta appreciate all sizes :thumbs:

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Re: California girls
« Reply #29 on: Dec 23, 2005, 08:24:54 PM »
Touche my good man!  Proportional, just like that.....er, um 18 year old....  Course right now I'd take almost any proportion...........
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