Author Topic: California girls (Read 19990 times)

MiniSimp · « **on:** Dec 22, 2005, 02:29:38 PM »

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a
couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and
the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't
see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day,
his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner
on the table.

The third man had married a California girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mown, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of
the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left
eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a
landscaper.

edit: pics moved to Get Better Glen Thread for safe keeping

http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=8127.msg201079#msg201079

jimbo74 · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 02:36:52 PM »

oh yeah

Lady Di · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 02:56:24 PM »

Quote from: MiniSimp on Dec 22, 2005, 02:29:38 PM

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a
couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and
the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't
see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day,
his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner
on the table.

The third man had married a California girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mown, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of
the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left
eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a
landscaper.

riiiigggghhhhhhhht.... california girls....

I've seen that joke with WV girls, AR girls, FL girls, NJ girls, WI girls ... but CA girls...oh.. fer sher, totally dude ... I don't think so

CTENG in KS · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 03:11:22 PM »

Be the bike..."I am the bike, I am the bike!"

rockscrambler · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 03:24:43 PM »

Quote from: CTENG on Dec 22, 2005, 03:11:22 PM

Be the bike..."I am the bike, I am the bike!"

Go ahead be the bike . I'll be the seat and tell ya how it is !

Lady Di · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 03:27:00 PM »

I bet another guy would rather be the shaft the seat goes on.

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 03:45:08 PM »

don't for get the handle bars

o what a grip!!!!!!

OffRoadGal · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 03:52:44 PM »

two handlebars and a bicycle seat shaft?

Hyena · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 04:34:01 PM »

Who is she?

................................... · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 05:13:44 PM »

nice! fourteen year olds!

rockscrambler · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 06:57:13 PM »

Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on Dec 22, 2005, 03:27:00 PM

I bet another guy would rather be the shaft the seat goes on.

hey what are you trying to say I don't want nobody up my bottom

kneedownnate · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 07:00:50 PM »

Oh no, she's not 14. She looks older than a certain board member who's name I won't mention....COUGHalyssaCOUGH....sorry, had a little something in my throat there. Chicks are cool. And yall can aspire to be bike parts, I'll just be the fabric thanks!

rockscrambler · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 07:09:56 PM »

nope

that is part of the seat and

the swim suit.

you why I . why didn't I think of that

*FFC* · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 07:59:09 PM »

I'm with Alyssa on this one... maybe 17

Shouldn't this be in the GBG thread?

CTENG in KS · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 11:30:34 PM »

Give me abreak, she looks at least 17 1/2...

................................... · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 22, 2005, 11:35:23 PM »

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 05:54:19 AM »

[qoute] Shouldn't this be in the GBG thread? [/qoute]

when i first read it i was thinking silly joke thread the pics how ever should go there.

Lady Di · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 07:02:56 AM »

She looked a little young, but I don't think she looked any younger then some of the other chica's on the GBG thread. Well the pictures are there now.

germ · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 08:37:59 AM »

I just checked the GBG thread, and I'm not seeing them! I'm starting to feel left out here! All this talk about being the bike seat and all, I think I should be able to get a glimpse at all this beauty.

Could someone fix it.....Pretty please....I want to see too!

Erik

Lady Di · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 09:03:02 AM »

Germ, if you click on the link in the first post above it doesn't take you to the bicycle girl? Are you getting red X's?

79coyotefrg · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 09:55:19 AM »

if shes 14 im

seat

she aint no stinkin 14 18 at least

BUBBA · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 10:16:14 AM »

These days glen you can never be sure.

Lady Di · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 10:35:46 AM »

That is so true, she could be 12 for all we know. They can look really mature, on the other hand she could be a really young looking 22, as well. But, it's not like she's nekkid. We'll just assume she is of legal age.

Wermz84 · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 01:40:18 PM »

They looked Like Felonteena's to me! But still nice to look at!

Lady Di · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 01:58:31 PM »

Well they're on the GBG thread now, that should keep them out of trouble.

germ · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 03:08:07 PM »

Quote

Germ, if you click on the link in the first post above it doesn't take you to the bicycle girl? Are you getting red X's?

Nope, All I get are little white dots. No X's or nuttin. I'm so disapointed.

Erik

Lady Di · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 03:28:58 PM »

I'll attach the pics rather then link them. BRB.

kneedownnate · « **Reply #27 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 08:06:02 PM »

Quote from: alyssa2004 on Dec 22, 2005, 11:35:23 PM

she looks older than me?! bwhahahahaha, you are FUNNAY!

but seriously. ew, man. at least find one with boobs next time!

And what's wrong with small boobies?! Don't tell me you discriminate. That wouldn't be very nice now would it? Gotta appreciate all sizes

toybuilt · « **Reply #28 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 08:09:22 PM »

Quote from: kneedownnate on Dec 23, 2005, 08:06:02 PM

And what's wrong with small boobies?! Don't tell me you discriminate. That wouldn't be very nice now would it? Gotta appreciate all sizes

as long as they fit with the rest of the body

kneedownnate · « **Reply #29 on:** Dec 23, 2005, 08:24:54 PM »

Touche my good man! Proportional, just like that.....er, um 18 year old.... Course right now I'd take almost any proportion...........

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