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Dear Abby....
« on: Jan 06, 2016, 02:54:48 AM »
Dear Abby,
My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he's cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his grand daughters.
I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off!
Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby?
Your advice would be appreciated .....
Mad as Hell


Dear Mad as Hell,

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you
pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with
the frying pan , and try to act like a lady!
Remember ....... you`re running for President of the United States, so try
acting like one!
Ed
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Re: Dear Abby....
« Reply #1 on: Jan 07, 2016, 03:14:27 PM »
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