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Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« on: Dec 06, 2010, 04:35:38 PM »
This is just something that struck me as odd...

What do those people who send me daily e-mails that promise to enhance "that special part of my anatomy" know that I don't?

Do they have cameras in my shower?


I also find it ironic that all those offers to beef up my manhood end up in my "Junk" folder!

Weired, huh?
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #1 on: Dec 06, 2010, 04:39:16 PM »
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #2 on: Dec 06, 2010, 07:10:40 PM »
are you trying to tell us something?   


need'n a lil' pep in yer' step these days?  :_oops:
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #3 on: Dec 08, 2010, 03:10:24 AM »
Funny, I don't get those emails. Must mean my shower-cam is working properly with that new wide angle lense.
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #4 on: Dec 08, 2010, 05:40:20 AM »
Quote from: Rocksurfer on Dec 08, 2010, 03:10:24 AM
Funny, I don't get those emails. Must mean my shower-cam is working properly with that new wide angle lense.

The new macro lens?
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #5 on: Dec 08, 2010, 06:13:56 AM »
Maybe your wife is requesting the info.    :therethere:
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #6 on: Dec 08, 2010, 06:50:06 AM »
Quote from: Toymin8r on Dec 08, 2010, 06:13:56 AM
Maybe your wife is requesting the info.    :therethere:

The info won't do her much good.
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #7 on: Dec 08, 2010, 07:41:36 AM »
If those "enhancement" products actually worked, they wouldn't need to advertise them...   :outtahere:
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #8 on: Dec 14, 2010, 05:50:40 PM »
what I want to know is, why is it that every time I stop at a rest stop theres a map and a little arrow pointing to "you are here"
how do "they" know I am there? and how do "they" get there before me and put the little arrows on the map in time?
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #9 on: Dec 14, 2010, 06:28:04 PM »
What important, Grasshopper, is not where you are...but, where you're going. The journey of a thousand miles...begins with a single step.
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #10 on: Dec 14, 2010, 06:31:34 PM »
Quote from: abnormaltoy on Dec 14, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
What important, is not where you are...but, where you're going.



YOUR ONE OF "THEM" ARNT YOU!?!?!?!?!?!
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #11 on: Dec 14, 2010, 07:17:16 PM »
Quote from: brainlessfool on Dec 14, 2010, 06:31:34 PM


YOUR ONE OF "THEM" ARNT YOU!?!?!?!?!?!

One of them...hell, I AM THEM!!!
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #12 on: Dec 14, 2010, 07:41:31 PM »
Quote from: abnormaltoy on Dec 14, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
What important, Grasshopper, is not where you are...but, where you're going. The journey of a thousand miles...begins with a single step.

So what they should say is "You are going here... here?  Ok, but you're totally going here!  No?  Well the why don't you just tell me where the hell you're going then!"
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #13 on: Dec 14, 2010, 07:46:25 PM »
I thought I was confused before, but now I don't recall what I was confused about.  :headscratch:
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #14 on: Dec 14, 2010, 08:55:49 PM »
Quote from: kneedownnate on Dec 14, 2010, 07:41:31 PM
So what they should say is "You are going here... here?  Ok, but you're totally going here!  No?  Well the why don't you just tell me where the hell you're going then!"

I can't tell you, 'cause...if I get there first I get the best camp site.
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #15 on: Dec 14, 2010, 09:00:02 PM »
just stop putting those little arrows on the maps. realy frecks me out. :yikes:
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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #16 on: Dec 14, 2010, 09:06:11 PM »
Quote from: brainlessfool on Dec 14, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
just stop putting those little arrows on the maps. realy frecks me out. :yikes:


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Re: Miscellaneous ramblings of a lunatic mind
« Reply #17 on: Dec 16, 2010, 05:44:37 PM »
When I read the title of this thread, I instantly thought of Hugo Chavez.
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