Author Topic: FAVORITE MOVIE LINES! (Read 48944 times)

91pickup · « **Reply #180 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 12:06:52 PM »

Grave danger?... Is there any other kind?

Bear #&*+er, are you in need of assistance?

Bite it bite it, make him look like a richard.

All i want is a god#*^~ liter of cola.

How you boys feel about mexico?

Was I sleeping?

Ear muffs. Then you can say, *@%&, damn, *&@$, thingy, balls

you two, you two, look up here, look up here

surely you cant be serious, yes i am, and dont call me shirley.

Steve_925 · « **Reply #181 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 12:43:10 PM »

were they built for speed or for comfort?

did you motorboat them? i bet you did you motor boatin SOB

tattoo above the butt, might as well be a bullseye

wedding crashers

86rustbucket · « **Reply #182 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 03:14:27 PM »

Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny.

joey0712 · « **Reply #183 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 05:30:17 PM »

Man Fuk this tiger

GONZO97 · « **Reply #184 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 05:35:56 PM »

Tyrone whatd you do that for?
It was a funny angle!
Tyrone when you back up things come from behind you!
(Snatch)

83 Crawler · « **Reply #185 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 05:52:37 PM »

Stu: That is not Doug.
Mr. Chow: What're you talking about, Willis? That him!
Stu: No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow, that's not our friend, he... it's...
Alan: The Doug we're looking for is a white.

the hangover $Beer Chug\'n$

Sid: Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That

'll come back with you.

82rustbeast · « **Reply #186 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 07:58:22 PM »

Hey whats up Fletcher?
Your colhesterol fatty!

The Pen is blue...the pen is blue...the god d&*m pen is BLUE!

Liar Liar

Toymin8r · « **Reply #187 on:** Jan 07, 2010, 09:13:29 AM »

"Anybody else want to negotiate?" Bruce Willis - the 5th Element

88_Pathy · « **Reply #188 on:** Jan 07, 2010, 11:28:05 AM »

MAAAAAA!!! The meatloaf, I want it noww!!!!! I wonder what she's doing in there...... I never know what she's doing...

Wedding Crashers (Will Ferrell)

toyotanner · « **Reply #189 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 07:04:48 PM »

Quote from: GONZO97 on Jan 06, 2010, 05:35:56 PM

Tyrone whatd you do that for?
It was a funny angle!
Tyrone when you back up things come from behind you!
(Snatch)

you could park a jumbo F*%$ing jet in there

toyotanner · « **Reply #190 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 07:06:48 PM »

Matheson: you wanna hit?
Budlofsky: naw i'm having dinner with my wife she can always tell
Matheson: For real?
Budlofsky: ya for real
Matheson: you wanna wear my vest? it smell good.
Budlofsky: no thanks its not my style
Matheson: you ain't got no style Mother F$#%er

pineapple express

toyotanner · « **Reply #191 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 07:09:22 PM »

Matheson: Look at my face!! I LOOK LIKE THE HAMBURGLAR!
saul: Looks like somebody f#@$ed you up with a coffee pot!

pineapple express

gmack192 · « **Reply #192 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 06:08:51 AM »

I can't remember the name of the movie but one line of it has haunted me my whole life... An old Indian says to a younger Indian and a cowboy " those damned pickup trucks are a disease worse than drugs or alcohol"

If I had the money I've spent on trucks & parts over the past 35 years, I could retire TODAY!!

GONZO97 · « **Reply #193 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 09:43:10 AM »

"remember what happens in vegas stays in vegas. Except for herpes that

will come back with you" (The Hangover)

83 Crawler · « **Reply #194 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 09:53:45 AM »

i already said that one

GONZO97 · « **Reply #195 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 10:31:05 AM »

my bad.... heres another one then hopefully it hasnt been said....."thats a nice set of hooters you got there" (dumb and dumber)

83 Crawler · « **Reply #196 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 10:45:40 AM »

ahha amzing movie

Steve_925 · « **Reply #197 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 11:23:46 AM »

rectum..........damn near killed em

black sheep

potter85 · « **Reply #198 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 12:09:22 PM »

Rae goes to the drug store to buy condoms, then tells a boy who stares at her to "Kiss my rebel cooch, you f***t.

black snake moan

madmax886 · « **Reply #199 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 05:20:39 PM »

knock knock
"can i help you???" "um im here for the gangbang"
-old school

86rustbucket · « **Reply #200 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 08:04:38 PM »

"wolfman's got nards"

somebody name the movie

Duffil · « **Reply #201 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 11:12:54 PM »

i can't recall, but i work with a guy that says that about 5 times a week.

86rustbucket · « **Reply #202 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 11:18:41 PM »

Quote from: Duffil on Jan 09, 2010, 11:12:54 PM

i can't recall, but i work with a guy that says that about 5 times a week.

what a nerd it was some cheesy kiddy horror movie from the 80's it was pretty funny when i was 8

GONZO97 · « **Reply #203 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 11:39:25 PM »

well dad i got a girl pregnant and now i have to go and take care of her
well is she cute?
of course!
well thats all that matters
(Disturbia)

dalton · « **Reply #204 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 11:48:32 PM »

"your ego is writing checks your body can't cash" "stinger"

"you...you screw up just this much you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog

outta hong kong" stinger

"i have the need...the need for speed" mavrick

oh ya "top gun"

bigarms23 · « **Reply #205 on:** Jan 10, 2010, 12:02:11 AM »

don't want to be stranded in the desert with a guy who doesn't have his own cigarette's
Roadside Prophets

Toymin8r · « **Reply #206 on:** Jan 10, 2010, 12:45:22 AM »

Quote from: 86rustbucket on Jan 09, 2010, 08:04:38 PM

"wolfman's got nards"

somebody name the movie

Monster Squad

Dingman. · « **Reply #207 on:** Jan 10, 2010, 12:57:41 AM »

Lol.. Pretty much anything from the bootcamp scene of "full metal jacket"

YotaChris · « **Reply #208 on:** Jan 10, 2010, 01:34:34 AM »

I'll be your huckleberry! Tombstone.

YotaChris · « **Reply #209 on:** Jan 10, 2010, 01:43:37 AM »

Quote from: Dingman. on Jan 10, 2010, 12:57:41 AM

Lol.. Pretty much anything from the bootcamp scene of "full metal jacket"

Pretty much anything from that whole movie! Definitely one of my favorites!

Ho-ly Jesus.. What is that!? What the f*ck is that!? What is that private pile!?? Sir, a jelly doughnut sir! A jelly Doughnut? Are you allowed to have food in the barracks private pile? Sir no sir! Are you allowed to have jelly doughnuts private pile? Sir no sir! And why is that private pile? Sir because I'm overweight sir!! Because you are a disgusting fat body private pile!!!!

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