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What do I name my Boat

awsome
1 (5.3%)
money pit
9 (47.4%)
Gravey Boat
5 (26.3%)
earily retirement
1 (5.3%)
Juls Jewl
3 (15.8%)

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Voting closed: Jun 27, 2007, 06:49:00 PM

 
 

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Re: Boat names
« Reply #30 on: Jun 20, 2007, 06:34:46 PM »
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Re: Boat names
« Reply #31 on: Jun 20, 2007, 06:39:05 PM »
Tuna Boat Tuna

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Re: Boat names
« Reply #32 on: Jun 20, 2007, 07:32:25 PM »
Here it is:



I dont have a cabin  :slap:


Does the boat not already have a name?  it's considered bad luck to change names.


There are some funny ones in here though.


nope no name




But I kinda like   :turtle: SKIPPIN ROCKS  :turtle:   

Ya know its kinda like Im " skippin the rocks " to go boatin'  :dunno: :screwy:



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Re: Boat names
« Reply #33 on: Jun 20, 2007, 08:20:39 PM »
But I kinda like   :turtle: SKIPPIN ROCKS  :turtle:   

Ya know its kinda like Im " skippin the rocks " to go boatin'  :dunno: :screwy:

Butt what about ABANDON SHIP?

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Re: Boat names
« Reply #34 on: Jun 20, 2007, 09:15:01 PM »
Butt what about ABANDON SHIP?

oh I know, MAN OVERBORAD


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Re: Boat names
« Reply #35 on: Jun 20, 2007, 09:59:00 PM »
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Re: Boat names
« Reply #36 on: Jun 21, 2007, 12:15:05 AM »
For God's sake, please spell GRAVY correctly if you go that route.  Misspellings are not cute, especially when they are more or less permanent.  Reminds me of the bug deflector I saw on a Ford at the truck pulls, oh, twenty-five years ago, artfully airbrushed with "move it or LOOSE it!"  uh, sure, no problem...how loose did you need that to be again, mister?   :slap:

I dunno.  If nothing really fitting strikes, pick a funny-sounding woman's name, something old fashioned so nobody will mistake it for the name of the swinging young occupants of the boat.  Hell...I named my Corolla "Arlene"...heard it in an old Bo Diddly song, thought it sounded cool in a dorky kind of way.  Doesn't sound nearly as pathetic as referring to my decrepit old car (or your boat) as "Southern Discomfort" or "Momma's Heartache" or "Maalox Moment II" or "Hell's Belle" or "Shoulda' Known Better" or "College Fund" or "Snot Funny" or "Permanent Weekend" or "Bad Dream" or, worse yet, "Wet Dream".  Which is in bad taste, I know, but I've seen it on more boats than I'd like to admit.

For example.

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« Reply #37 on: Jun 21, 2007, 06:25:24 PM »
For God's sake, please spell GRAVY correctly if you go that route.  Misspellings are not cute, especially when they are more or less permanent.  Reminds me of the bug deflector I saw on a Ford at the truck pulls, oh, twenty-five years ago, artfully airbrushed with "move it or LOOSE it!"  uh, sure, no problem...how loose did you need that to be again, mister?   :slap:

I dunno.  If nothing really fitting strikes, pick a funny-sounding woman's name, something old fashioned so nobody will mistake it for the name of the swinging young occupants of the boat.  Hell...I named my Corolla "Arlene"...heard it in an old Bo Diddly song, thought it sounded cool in a dorky kind of way.  Doesn't sound nearly as pathetic as referring to my decrepit old car (or your boat) as "Southern Discomfort" or "Momma's Heartache" or "Maalox Moment II" or "Hell's Belle" or "Shoulda' Known Better" or "College Fund" or "Snot Funny" or "Permanent Weekend" or "Bad Dream" or, worse yet, "Wet Dream".  Which is in bad taste, I know, but I've seen it on more boats than I'd like to admit.

For example.



Oh thank you TE!! I meant to say that but forgot.. there is GRAVY TRAIN... but that means you're makin money.. .but GRAVEy Train... can not be a good thing. :slap:

whatever you name it, pick something that's cool and different (I mean really... how many boats or trucks are already named Money Pit.)
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Re: Boat names
« Reply #38 on: Jun 21, 2007, 06:44:57 PM »
For God's sake, please spell GRAVY correctly



Sorry profesor me dunt spelll toos grood


Oh thank you TE!! but GRAVEy Train... can not be a good thing. :slap:



Well I am gettin old ya know


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« Reply #39 on: Jun 21, 2007, 06:52:28 PM »

Well I am gettin old ya know


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Re: Boat names
« Reply #40 on: Jun 21, 2007, 10:16:25 PM »
Just name it Skippin Rocks... that's cool and different (I mean really... how many boats or trucks are already named Money Pit.

This may be fitting...... have you ever seen a boat when people try and skip it across the rocks?  :haha:  They don't usually laugh but it's hard not to sometimes!  The excuses people come up with for running their boats on shore can be fairly creative too!
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Re: Boat names
« Reply #41 on: Jun 21, 2007, 10:32:42 PM »
How about

NSF

Because everyone knows paid for or not, a boat is always Non Sufficient Funds. If you thought owning a Jeep was bad, buy a boat. 

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« Reply #42 on: Jun 21, 2007, 11:29:23 PM »
If you thought owning a Jeep was bad, buy a boat. 

:rofl2:  Cracks me up to see the shock on a houseboat owner's face when they find out what it costs to have work done on em, or to hear the pause when somebody in a stranded ski boat asks how much it'll cost for me to tow them in and I say $140 minumum plus gas....... in a heavy 30ft boat with twin 150s  :haha:  One of the nice things about working on rentals, I just fill out what parts I want on a list and get them, no worries about cost!  Absolutely amazes me how much it costs for me to walk out of our parts room with an armfull of parts!
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« Reply #43 on: Jun 21, 2007, 11:32:42 PM »
Some days I bet we put $1200-1500 in gas through our work boat :yikes:  That's not our cost, just what it reads on the display.  Wanna see a good vacation end poorly?  Watch them top off two 100 gallon tanks at over $5 a gallon after being out for a week :yesnod:
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« Reply #44 on: Jun 22, 2007, 11:03:17 AM »
How about

NSF

Because everyone knows paid for or not, a boat is always Non Sufficient Funds. If you thought owning a Jeep was bad, buy a boat. 

I like that one! That's pretty durn funny!
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« Reply #45 on: Jun 22, 2007, 04:37:27 PM »
Are you a drinker :boozer: ?
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« Reply #46 on: Jun 23, 2007, 11:24:22 AM »
 If you were in FL you could call it Gator Bait and take us boating with ya :yupyup: , but yer not, so ... um... nevermind  :_oops:
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Re: Boat names
« Reply #47 on: Jun 23, 2007, 02:12:35 PM »
Personally I dont really care for any of those names, maybe gravy boat haha.

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« Reply #48 on: Jun 24, 2007, 11:03:57 AM »
how about...my dixie wrecked

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Re: Boat names
« Reply #49 on: Jun 27, 2007, 11:40:01 PM »
Saw this and had to post it.  Also, I had to run over to our private docks and jump start a guy's boat and saw a name that cracked me up...."drug money"  :haha:  I figured he was probably a pharmacist, but you know some goody goody would get their panties in a wad when they see it out on the lake!
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« Reply #50 on: Jun 27, 2007, 11:59:44 PM »
How about

"The Turd Polisher" 

"Junk Runner"

"Junk Driver"
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