Topic: Cheny's Got a Gun, and Other Songs To Shoot Your Lawyer By.

[Rocksurfer]

Cheny’s Got A Gun
Aerosmith
 

Dum, dum, dum.  Whittman, what have you done?

Dum, dum, dum.  It's the sound of my gun.

Dum, dum, dum.  Whittman, what have you done?

Dum, dum, dum.  It's the sound it's the sound
 
Nah, nah, nah.  Nah, nah, nah.

Nah, nah, nah.....
 

Cheny's got a gun----, Cheny’s got a gun.
His whole world's come undone, from looking straight at the sun.

What did his lawyer do?  What did he put you through?
            
They said when Cheny  was hunting,
    
He shot his Republican friend,
 
But, man, he had it coming, now that Cheny's got a gun
       
He ain't never gonna be the same
 
Cheny's got a gun. Cheny's got a gun.
His dog day's just begun, now, everybody is on the run.
Tell me now it's untrue, what did his lawyer do?
He jacked a little bitty quail, the man has got to be insane.
They say the spell that he was under, the lightning and the thunder,
Knew that someone had to stop the rain.
 
 
CHORUS:
 
Run away, run away from the pain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Run away, run away from the pain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Run away, run away, run, run away----------.
 
Cheny's got a gun, Cheny's got a gun
His dog day's just begun, now, everybody's on the run.
What did his lawer do? It's Cheny's last I.O.U.
He had to take him down easy and put a bullet in his brain.
He said, “Cause nobody believes me, The man was such a sleaze.”
He ain’t never gonna be the same.
 
CHORUS:
 

Cheny's got a gun--------, Cheny's got a gun-----.

Cheny's got a gun--------, everybody’s on the run-----.  [repeat and out]
 

[DTB]

 

............................................................................................News Flash! Democrats were disapointed to find that V.P. Cheny Didn't accidently shoot Dan Quail over the weekend, but thier spirits were lifted that he did shoot a fellow Republican.....




.............in other news all democrats have been ordered to wear orange kevlar vests while in the capitol.....................

[Rocksurfer [OP]]

I Shot My Lawyer
by Bob Marley

I shot my lawyer, but I did not shoot the little quail.
I shot my lawyer, but I did not shoot the little quail.

All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down.

They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the leaking of the C.I.A.,
For the life of a me I don’t know why.
But I say:

I shot my lawyer, but I swear it was an accident.
I shot my lawyer, and they say you are a hero now.

The democrats always hated me;
For what I don't know.

Every time that I plant a leak
They said, "Fry him before he climb in his hole."
They said, "Fry him before he Hides."
I say:

I shot my lawyer, but I swear it was an accident.
I shot my lawyer, and they say you are a hero now.

Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town.

All of a sudden I see all these democrats
Aiming to shoot me down.
So I shot, I shot them down.
I say:

I shot my lawyer, but I did not shoot the little quail.
I shot my lawyer, but I did not shoot the little quail.

Reflexes got the better of me
And what is to be must be.

Every day the bucket goes to the well,
But one day the bottom will drop out,
Yes, one day the bottom will drop out.
But I say:

I shot my lawyer, but I did not shoot the little quail, oh no.
I shot my lawyer, but I did not shoot the little quail, oh no.

[Rocksurfer [OP]]

Shoot High Aim Low
White/Kaye/Rabin/Anderson/Squire

We hit the blue fields
In the blue sedan we didn't get much further
Just as the sun was rising in the mist
We were all alone we didn't need much more

So fast this expedition
So vast this heavy load
With a touch of luck and a sense of need
Seeing the guns and their faces
We look around the open shore
Waiting for something

Shoot high break low
Aim high shoot low
Break high let go
Shoot high aim low

This was to be our last ride
With steel guitar and the love you give me
Underneath the skin a feeling, a breakdown
Well we sat for hours on the crimson sand

Exchanges in the currency of humans bought and sold
And the leaders seem to lose control

Shall we lose ourselves for a reason
Shall we burn ourselves for the answer
Have we found the place that we're looking for
Someone shouted "open the door"
Lookout

Shoot high break low
Aim high shoot low
Feeling of imagination
Break high let go
Shoot high aim low

Shoot high aim low
Nothing you can say
Shoot high let go
Takes me by surprise

Shoot high aim low
Who says's there's got to be a reason
Shoot high let go
Who says there's got to be an answer

We were all alone, we didn't need much more
Shoot high aim low
The sun's so hard on this endless highway
Shoot high let go
Shoot high aim low
I've heard the singers, who sing of love
Shoot high let go
In the blue sedan we never got much further
Shoot high aim low

[kneedownnate]

............................................................................................News Flash! Democrats were disapointed to find that V.P. Cheny Didn't accidently shoot Dan Quail over the weekend, but thier spirits were lifted that he did shoot a fellow Republican.....

Isn't it required to mis-spell his name when mentioning him?

[Lady Di]

............................................................................................News Flash! Democrats were disapointed to find that V.P. Cheny Didn't accidently shoot Dan Quail over the weekend, but thier spirits were lifted that he did shoot a fellow Republican.....

.............in other news all democrats have been ordered to wear orange kevlar vests while in the capitol.....................

my first thought where I heard about it was "maybe when they yelled QUAIL he thought they meant Dan Quail, and mistakenly shot his lawyer!

Check out the Cheny <-- [appropriatly mispelled] hunting game!

 

http://www.popdrain.com/videos/cheneyhuntgame.swf

[TrikeKid]

You can down load " Cheney's Got a Gun" here http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/downloads/downloads.asp

[mudguts]

Mork calling BRAINLESSFOOL, WHERE ARE YOU?

[brainlessfool]

Mork calling BRAINLESSFOOL, WHERE ARE YOU?

Hey, I did not shot a lawer. just a plumber.

[kneedownnate]

My friend emailed me a link to another site and I saw this in one guys sig line.  Frickin cracked me up!

 "I'd rather go hunting with richard Cheney then driving with Ted Kennedy."

[mudguts]

Hey, I did not shot a lawer. just a plumber.

DARN!!!!

[Lady Di]

I knew it was just a matter of time till it was put to music:

This is hilarious!!!    Speakers on??

http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/downloads/cheneyvid.asp 

 

 

[FATB0Y]

I knew it was just a matter of time till it was put to music:

This is hilarious!!! Speakers on??

http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/downloads/cheneyvid.asp

 

 

LMAO 

[UNBREAKABLE]

i hate bull crap and Cheney

these songs make me happy

[mudguts]

i hate bull crap and Cheney

The left is full of so much hate 

 

They should give Cheney a medal for almost taking out a lawyer