Author Topic: 1 Kid For Sale (Read 2294 times)

Rocksurfer · « **on:** Nov 22, 2005, 10:38:23 AM »

Well about an hour ago my wife found the cutest little boy wandering the street, he is blond, blue eyes and looks about 18 or 19 mos. Seems to be very quiet and happy and loves Ranch Dorito's. I figure we could get a pretty penny for this piece of trail treasure....... anyone interested?

My wife just found this kid wandering the street by our house, sometimes I wonder about people he was just wandering around in the street, drinking out of the gutter, has no shoes on and of course he can't show us where he lives. We have the Sheriff on the way to get him. If I find his parents before they do.......

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 11:10:32 AM »

Mom just showed up,

brainlessfool · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 12:00:53 PM »

Well it a good thing she showed, butt you'd get no sale from me!

I have two already and I would'ant sale eather of them for a millon bucks, and I would not give a $1
for anuther one.

brainlessfool · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 12:01:13 PM »

Well it a good thing she showed, butt you'd get no sale from me!

I have two already and I would'ant sale eather of them for a millon bucks, and I would not give a $1
for anuther one.

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 12:22:24 PM »

Well she's gone

"We've been looking everywhere for him"

:bull crap: We'd been looking everywhere for her and she had just called to report him missing.

was sleeping in and the kid just walked out the door, probably about an hour later she must have woke up and noticed he was gone.

AaronB · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 12:59:58 PM »

sounds like my neighborhood. The people next door let there kid wander the streets. How can people as parents be so irresponsible. it makes me sick.

Lady Di · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 03:23:05 PM »

the level of idiocy never ceases to amaze me!

*FFC* · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 05:45:20 PM »

Crap like that makes me so mad

. I was drivin down the street ( A BUSY) street, and a prolly same aged kid just meanders out into the middle of the road. I blocked the lane with my car and was getting out so I could grab her and some girl (Deff not her mother) came out and snatched her and dragged her back into the house

People should pay more attention

Ok, sorry....

....Carry on

Willy Mammoth · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 06:13:19 PM »

Quote from: brainlessfool on Nov 22, 2005, 12:00:53 PM

Well it a good thing she showed, butt you'd get no sale from me!

I have two already and I would'ant sale eather of them for a millon bucks, and I would not give a $1
for anuther one.

You can say that again.

Lady Di · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 06:16:58 PM »

and ours first two are of the canine variety.

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 06:22:30 PM »

Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on Nov 22, 2005, 06:16:58 PM

and ours first two are of the canine variety.

They are the best kind, they listen to you for the most part and you don't get sent to jail when you

'em.

kneedownnate · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 06:50:38 PM »

Rocksurfer, YOUR CRAWLING TURTLE IS DRIVIN ME CRAZY!!!

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 06:54:03 PM »

Quote from: kneedownnate on Nov 22, 2005, 06:50:38 PM

Rocksurfer, YOUR CRAWLING TURTLE IS DRIVIN ME CRAZY!!!

go ahead click on it I dare ya.

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 07:23:15 PM »

Quote from: kneedownnate on Nov 22, 2005, 06:50:38 PM

Rocksurfer, YOUR CRAWLING TURTLE IS DRIVIN ME CRAZY!!!

Let's see what else I can come up with for you.........

Duffil · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 08:50:41 PM »

was she some kinda tweaker, or just a jackass?? we have all kinds of tweakers in these parts, and the kids are all over hell all the time.

wa4x4 · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 09:45:42 PM »

I dont get how stupid people can be. Just today I was driving down the road in my WRX, it was dark and really foggy, I couldnt see that well. I have to admit I may have been speeding a bit, but that isnt the worst part. I was just driving, listening to music had my window down waking me up when out of nowhere this chick jumps in front of my car and runs across the road. I almost killed her no joke. Too bad about the kid, I'm guessing the next few years for him might be a little rough, maybe hell go live with FFC for a while. Too bad...

kneedownnate · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 10:01:52 PM »

Quote from: wa4x4 on Nov 22, 2005, 09:45:42 PM

I dont get how stupid people can be. Just today I was driving down the road in my WRX, I may have been speeding a bit, listening to music no joke. Might be a little rough, maybe I'll go live with FFC for a while.

There, fixed it for ya

wa4x4 · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 10:18:06 PM »

me>

<kneedownmate

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 11:31:52 PM »

Quote from: Duffil on Nov 22, 2005, 08:50:41 PM

was she some kinda tweaker, or just a jackass?? we have all kinds of tweakers in these parts, and the kids are all over hell all the time.

How about a jackass tweaker?

kneedownnate · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 11:32:14 PM »

gotta love a simple mind, cause if ya don't then what's my mommy payin you all for??

kneedownnate · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 11:35:40 PM »

touche rocksurfer, touche.....

*FFC* · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 10:28:35 PM »

Quote from: wa4x4 on Nov 22, 2005, 09:45:42 PM

maybe hell go live with FFC for a while. Too bad...

I hope not... Anyone ever see the movie Matilda? Stories like this remind me of her. But sadly not many of them are blessed with intelligence

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