Author Topic: What is the grosest thing you've ever done without realizing it till afterward? (Read 4112 times)

*FFC* · « **on:** May 17, 2005, 10:48:43 AM »

Ok, just like the title says. What is the grosest thing you've ever done without realizing it, and realized it after you did it that it was frikkin gross?

I'll start us off. I took a chug of some juice I had in my room (bout 2 hours ago), just opened the bottle like 3 days ago, and it doesn't get hot in my room so I figured it should be okay. It smelled fine.

I went to take a drink about 10 mins ago and it has HUGE CHUNKS OF MOLD floating in it. I'm not kiddin there's soo much mold in there I wanna

blackdiamond · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2005, 11:42:01 AM »

It didn't taste funny?

I can't think of anything off hand...I guess I have one that is sort of on the topic. Part of my job involves inspecting the different tanks on submarines. A couple of years ago I had the distinct opportunity to visit a sanitary tank (sailor Pooh) for a structural inspection. The tank had been "cleaned" but the first time my coworker and I went in there was still about a 1/4" inch of dried "dirt" on the walls that we tried to scrap off before we gave up. The second time it was much cleaner(still had some curlies on the walls), but when I put my leg under a pipe in the tank I got brown/green sailor Pooh on my leg, thankfully I had two pair of tyvek coveralls on because it went through the first layer. Keep in mind that the tank is configured similar to five large refrigerators side by side that were connected by 18-24 inch holes. It was a long six hours. The worst part was after we came out and were cleaning up we blew our noses and it looked like we had spent the day in a sand storm. Thankfully it is only a small part of my job, but I wear a face mask now. Just think, someone has to clean the tanks in the first place.

Do you feel any better about your drink?

*FFC* · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2005, 11:56:26 AM »

Quote from: blackdiamond on May 17, 2005, 11:42:01 AM

It didn't taste funny?

Do you feel any better about your drink?

Didn't taste any different, and naw it don't make me feel too much better....mold has always grossed me out

blackdiamond · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2005, 04:49:57 PM »

If it tasted the same, I would consider drinking something else in the future.

psychotoy · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2005, 08:01:40 PM »

I'm a Meat cutter, I can't count how many heart valves I put on my fingers like rings, or how much blood I've drank

SWAMPER · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2005, 08:33:08 PM »

I was riding in my friends car and I wasent feeling to good...so o the way home I lost my bisquits

out the window...he asked if I got it on his car so I took a look and dint see anything....well once he droppes me off Im watching him drive off and theres a huge white streak on the back bumper

TEXXX · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2005, 08:38:49 PM »

i do this alot and dont find it totally disgusting but other people sure do... ill be drinking a beer having a chew and instead of spitting in my spitter ill spit in my beer, so i shrug my shoulders and keep drinking my beer! hey what are should i do waste a perfectley good bud? i dont think so!

SWAMPER · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2005, 08:45:22 PM »

^

mudguts · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2005, 10:18:03 PM »

I used to drink half full leftover beers after the parties at my house until I drank someones chew. I just dump them now. My case of rotgut prohibits me from drinking anymore.

mr4x42u · « **Reply #9 on:** May 18, 2005, 12:54:55 AM »

Quote from: psychotoy on May 17, 2005, 08:01:40 PM

I'm a Meat cutter, I can't count how many heart valves I put on my fingers like rings, or how much blood I've drank

so let me guess,,you gave your girlfriend a heart ring..

mr4x42u · « **Reply #10 on:** May 18, 2005, 01:00:48 AM »

I had sex with my friends mom and did not know it was her mom till about a month later...I met her at a engaugement party of a friend..At the time i just thought she was a very attractive older woman..At the time she was around 42 and I was like 18 or so,,give or take..She did not look her age at all..But it was very odd when i found out a month later that was her mom..more odd then gross....was pretty funny when my friend was telling me her mom was telling her about this guy she took home,,got more odd when she found out it was me,,took a while to figure out but when the puzzle was together it made my friend

to think of me and her mom doing the humpty hump..

BigMike · « **Reply #11 on:** May 18, 2005, 01:02:11 AM »

MILF ==> MIF

mr4x42u · « **Reply #12 on:** May 18, 2005, 01:03:45 AM »

Quote from: BigMike on May 18, 2005, 01:02:11 AM

MILF ==> MIF

WHITE_TRASH · « **Reply #13 on:** May 18, 2005, 01:05:39 AM »

UNBREAKABLE · « **Reply #14 on:** May 18, 2005, 07:10:30 AM »

Not the grosest thing I've done but pretty bad.....I was eating a bag of chips and had a couple of cigarette on my chair, I slid sideways and didn't realize I knocked the cigs into the chip bag. I ate the cigarette, felt like

UNBREAKABLE · « **Reply #15 on:** May 18, 2005, 07:11:42 AM »

All I got to say is "REDWINGS"

mudguts · « **Reply #16 on:** May 18, 2005, 07:56:00 AM »

Quote from: BigMike on May 18, 2005, 01:02:11 AM

MILF

I love taking my kids to school

brainlessfool · « **Reply #17 on:** May 18, 2005, 09:08:33 AM »

Quote from: UNBREAKABLE on May 18, 2005, 07:11:42 AM

All I got to say is "REDWINGS"

I geass we're not talking boots here?

germ · « **Reply #18 on:** May 18, 2005, 04:59:24 PM »

I suppose the grossest thing I've done would be draining an abscess on some drug addicts arm. Used suction to remove most of it, and filled the container to 425ml (your beer can holds 355ml). Once I finished suctioning, I had to stick my fingers inside (yes I was wearing gloves), and finish cleaning out all the coagulated blood and pus. I then packed the abscess with 5 yards (yes yards) of gauze. Fortunatly my medical assistant only passed out for about 10 seconds, then

, and was able to assist with the rest of the proceedure.

Yesterday, I helped remove some ladies uterus, and managed to get sprayed in the face with arterial blood.

Hmmm, what else.

I get paid to do all sorts of gross things to people. I'll think of a few more things later I'm sure.

Erik $Beer Chug\'n$

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #19 on:** May 18, 2005, 06:53:13 PM »

Well this is gross but I did know that I was doing, I was called to the scene of a burnt out 4Runner (yes believe it or not it was) inside was the owner of the vehicle with his head blown off due to a drug deal gone bad. The coroner came and did what the coroner does to dead bodies and when she was done she asked for help in removing the body. This guy had melted to the seat so we could not remove him, so myself and another guy hoped in the back door and hacked him out with shovels.

psychotoy · « **Reply #20 on:** May 18, 2005, 07:16:02 PM »

Quote from: mr4x42u on May 18, 2005, 12:54:55 AM

so let me guess,,you gave your girlfriend a heart ring..

Actually, I gave her a pearl necklace

jedimasteryoda · « **Reply #21 on:** May 18, 2005, 07:36:40 PM »

probly nopt the grossest but grosest thing i can think of right now got dared to drink 2 liters of deer blood out of a mtn dew bottle we filled full. wasnt gross till a blood clot or chunk of fat or sumthin was going down my throat. or probyl really reall gross for my brother i was hauking a loogy with my mouth open and he was yellin at me or sumthing but it went flying out and went in his mouth.

mr4x42u · « **Reply #22 on:** May 18, 2005, 11:09:18 PM »

Quote from: psychotoy on May 18, 2005, 07:16:02 PM

Actually, I gave her a pearl necklace

the gift that keeps on giving... $Beer Chug\'n$ free,,cheap and best of all,,,soooo enjoyable

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