Guess you didn't get the joke meant by "Guess you didn't get the memo" or "Funny how the control over her body, becomes the man's 18yr financial responsibility."
Snowtoy... Sorry I did not get the memo.
I had my professional hat on. In my job I read textual communications and have to carefully analyze both digital system generated data and manually entered by human data (text). Then determine validity of the data, current status of communications, accuracy, and next action item to process or complete the process, all in a matter of a few seconds to a few minutes. I'm really good at it, but it can be tedious and frustrating, especially when there is a designated timeline to complete the process.
Anyway... I'm getting old and I'm probably short on a few 1,000 brain cells!
Satire, sarcasm, humor, are often difficult to convey in textual communications.
I should know by now that your style of commentary is laced with satire.