Glad the truck got back to the owner in one piece. I've seen many that have ended way worse. What a dumb thief!
"A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body."
"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"
"Hopefully, if I crap in a gopher hole, one doesn't try and nibble at my taint" - my freind Fat Tony
"I once read somewhere that drinking causes violence, so I quit reading"