Author Topic: One Liners (Read 10583 times)

Hyena · « **Reply #90 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 01:07:01 PM »

My friend (countrygirl) use to say this all the time-

Silly fags, dicks are for chicks!

Ramrod · « **Reply #91 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 01:18:04 PM »

sounds like she wanted it

Hyena · « **Reply #92 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 01:19:10 PM »

No one has gotten a piece of her yet, she is still a virgin. We all dream though.

Ramrod · « **Reply #93 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 01:20:38 PM »

send her my way

Hyena · « **Reply #94 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 01:22:02 PM »

She would punch you. and it hurts when she punches. you don't want to make her mad.

Ramrod · « **Reply #95 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 01:23:45 PM »

why would she punch me? I'm a nice guy. Ever hear of a donkey punch

Hyena · « **Reply #96 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 01:30:08 PM »

Just because, she would prolly hit me too for trying to hook her up.

Ramrod · « **Reply #97 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 01:50:38 PM »

here's a good one I made up when someone was trying to hook me up with there manly ass friend:

right in the face

Ramrod · « **Reply #98 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 01:51:46 PM »

tell her she is invited to a party at my house this weekend along with you and any other girls you want to bring

Hyena · « **Reply #99 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 02:07:37 PM »

I would if you weren't so far away.

YotaJohnBoy4x4 · « **Reply #100 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 02:39:48 PM »

women are like sanfrancisco street cars, one comes by every ten minutes you just gotta pick the one you want to ride...

kneedownnate · « **Reply #101 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 02:42:57 PM »

well then tell her she's invited to a party at my house with just me and her......and she can hit me all she wants....but if she's still a virgin I'm sure she's way too young for me $I\'m Down$

that reminds me of a local one, you kinda gotta know the place...."what's a virgin in Hayfork?....a five year old who can run faster than her brothers"

Ramrod · « **Reply #102 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 03:21:11 PM »

Quote from: Hyena on Nov 02, 2005, 02:07:37 PM

I would if you weren't so far away.

go by what your sig says "just do it" its only like 2 hrs away

Ramrod · « **Reply #103 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 03:26:22 PM »

on another note I can finally say I broke something in my truck. I just pulled the frontend apart to fix a leak and found the driverside hub shattered

toy84 · « **Reply #104 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 03:40:04 PM »

I am like a amtrak train long, hard, and pull out on time.

Ramrod · « **Reply #105 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 03:47:35 PM »

nice $Beer Chug\'n$

Ramrod · « **Reply #106 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 03:49:29 PM »

i think the funniest one I use commonly is after I am talkin about something I did preferably a story and when I am drunk I say "and once I did a dead guy" people crack up.

Lady Di · « **Reply #107 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 03:56:47 PM »

Quote from: bigbluewillys on Nov 02, 2005, 01:51:46 PM

tell her she is invited to a party at my house this weekend along with you and any other girls you want to bring

or is she just invited to a party in your pants BBW?

Lady Di · « **Reply #108 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 03:57:05 PM »

Ramrod · « **Reply #109 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 04:40:18 PM »

her and her friends are invited to that party too

Ramrod · « **Reply #110 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 04:46:58 PM »

oh there cumin for sure

JT_Law · « **Reply #111 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 06:07:44 PM »

BTW, getting pricing to have these made

Hyena · « **Reply #112 on:** Nov 02, 2005, 09:10:14 PM »

Quote from: bigbluewillys on Nov 02, 2005, 03:21:11 PM

go by what your sig says "just do it" its only like 2 hrs away

I work weekends. I don't have a single day off now.

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