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Quick story!!
« on: Feb 16, 2009, 09:53:34 AM »
 

 

what's up Doc !

 
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."






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Re: Quick story!!
« Reply #1 on: Feb 16, 2009, 10:02:01 AM »
I'd like to compare the two shop rates!
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Re: Quick story!!
« Reply #2 on: Feb 16, 2009, 10:02:12 AM »
thats funny

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Re: Quick story!!
« Reply #3 on: Feb 16, 2009, 02:39:45 PM »
:haha:
build thread http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=39214.0
CB install http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=45467.0
roundeyes http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=33294.0;highlight=round+eyes
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