Author Topic: Finally, corpses are safe in Cali (Read 2758 times)

abnormaltoy · « **on:** Sep 13, 2004, 05:49:36 AM »

Only in California! http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040913/od_nm/crime_necrophilia_dc

What makes this story so bad is a similar bill stalled in tha state Congress last year...Why?
Mark

lowgeared · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 05:54:35 AM »

California has way too much time on its hands.

brainlessfool · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 06:00:16 AM »

Oh just great, now what am I going to do to "kill time" ?

lowgeared · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 06:04:59 AM »

Well the law doesn't say you can't perform a solid axle swap on a corpse. Try that!! Remember Marlin, you saw it here first!

brainlessfool · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 06:18:17 AM »

Oh yeah! I'd like to give a corpe my "solid axle"

KYOTA · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 07:56:31 AM »

Thats some sick sh*t

, whats even sicker is that there had to be a law passed to ban it.

mudguts · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 08:39:33 AM »

That reminds me of one of Sam Kinisons standups.

SWAMPER · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 09:40:52 AM »

Quote from: brainlessfool on Sep 13, 2004, 06:18:17 AM

Oh yeah! I'd like to give a corpe my "solid axle"

DUDE!!!

Thats wrong in sooooooo many levels Brainless

brainlessfool · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 12:51:50 PM »

Don't see why, heck in my group it's normal for some one to ask if you "want a cold one" or if you want a "stiff one"

SWAMPER · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 01:31:28 PM »

Oh gosh

Mikey how can someone be banned?!

KYOTA · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 02:17:31 PM »

Quote from: brainlessfool on Sep 13, 2004, 12:51:50 PM

heck in my group it's normal for some one to ask if you "want a cold one"

thats some funny f'd up sh*t

Mike D · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 03:19:21 PM »

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Skinny_Pedal · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 04:01:54 PM »

why did it take that long to make it a law? california sucks.....go WASHINGTON

BigMike · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 05:32:57 PM »

"a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it"

"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering."

"The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl....."

"Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse"

ummmmmmm.... hmm.. Maybe I am missing something here.

Could some one please help me? I'm trying to find out JUST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

brainlessfool · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 05:36:46 PM »

oh and next your going to bag my homie mikel jakson too?

Skinny_Pedal · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 06:23:33 PM »

id be his homie to with that kind of cash

otherwise go WASINGTON

SWAMPER · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 08:37:50 PM »

I think your too old already to be M. Jacksons friend anymore.

California is the most screwed up state in USA

Mike D · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 11:23:16 AM »

don't forget flordia they can't vote.

SWAMPER · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 11:46:57 AM »

The reason Florida cant vote is bacause a great majority of the residents are senior citizens...sometimes they forget their glasses and cant punch the right button...or have alzhimer and shake alot

mudguts · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 12:52:54 AM »

Quote from: LILSWAMPER on Sep 14, 2004, 11:46:57 AM

The reason Florida cant vote is bacause a great majority of the residents are senior citizens...sometimes they forget their glasses and cant punch the right button...or have alzhimer and shake alot

Thats not very nice leghumper

I mean lilswamper

SWAMPER · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 06:22:52 AM »

The truth isnt always pretty, MUD

BigMike · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 09:58:26 AM »

Fun show

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