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kneedownnate

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I'm incredibly tempted...
« on: May 15, 2008, 10:35:14 PM »
To write this guy.  He's posted on craigslist looking for bigfoot stories for a book he's writing.  I'm very tempted to come up with a several page story about a face off with a 9 foot tall bigfoot on one of my hikes, then have the last line be  "then I realized it was just a bear!"...

http://redding.craigslist.org/wan/682248519.html

Looking for true and incredible Bigfoot sightings in the Pacific Northwest. If you would like to share your story in a up-coming Book, send it along with your name, all three Initials, your age, and city. I reserve the right to edit your story, if need be, without hurting or changing the content. Your writing abilities are not important; your encounter is what truly matters, so feel free to write away including as many details as you can. And don’t worry, we believe you! Thank you. Send your story to: bigfootstory@yahoo.com
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 10:42:59 PM »
that's messed up


i say do it :gap:
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2008, 02:33:36 PM »
Sadly I aggree with Jim :doh:
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2008, 05:33:08 PM »
You could end you story by saying...the great hairy beast you saw, turned out to be Ron Jeremy out for a hike!
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2008, 07:21:17 PM »
But then I'd be admitting I knew who ron jeremy was  :outtahere:
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2008, 07:48:16 PM »
Quote from: kneedownnate on May 16, 2008, 07:21:17 PM
But then I'd be admitting I knew who ron jeremy was  :outtahere:

Dude, the hedgehog is legend...I'd rather admit I know him from porn than from the Surreal Life
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2008, 11:37:31 PM »
What's the surreal life?
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2008, 12:09:22 AM »
Quote from: kneedownnate on May 16, 2008, 11:37:31 PM
What's the surreal life?

Don't even try to hand me that...even I know what it is.
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2008, 01:16:12 AM »
ron jeremy :rofl2:
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2008, 07:25:58 AM »
I should just keep my mouth shut, but I'm not smart enough to do that...   :disturbed:



I have no clue who Ron Jeremy is, or what the Surreal Life is    :confused:
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2008, 09:41:11 AM »
Quote from: abnormaltoy on May 17, 2008, 12:09:22 AM
Don't even try to hand me that...even I know what it is.

Is that the stupid show that paris hilton and that other useless sack of flesh were on?  I heard about it, but since I only get 2 channels I don't get most shows!
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2008, 09:43:59 AM »
who doesn't know who ron jeremy is :dunno:
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2008, 09:44:27 AM »
he was even in one of the best movies ever BOONDOCK SAINTS
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2008, 12:00:55 PM »
Quote from: toyotanner on May 17, 2008, 09:43:59 AM
who doesn't know who ron jeremy is :dunno:
Me, as I said above...    :cheese:

Never heard of Boondock Saints either, but I go to the movies about -- well, almost never! 

Oh well, if I get curious I'll just Google it.    :dunno:


Edit:  Nevermind, I Googled Ron Jeremy and now I know why I've never heard of him...   :ack:

 
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2008, 08:10:46 PM »
:rofl2:
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2008, 09:06:57 PM »



as you can see, bigfoot actually IS Ron Jeremy. :gap:
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Re: I'm incredibly tempted...
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2008, 05:23:53 PM »
That's just a bear
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