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Looky what I got!
« on: May 22, 2007, 09:15:57 AM »
This came in the mail yesterday, I feel so blessed!  :angel:

Not only does God love me, he trusts me enough to lend my huge sums of money! Watta guy!




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I can not believe people have the unmitigated GALL to send out something like this!

« Last Edit: May 22, 2007, 09:41:00 AM by MrsWillyMammoth »
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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2007, 09:33:22 AM »
WOW!!!.I can't believe that  :shake: .Cool thing is now I have your address  :yupyup: 
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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2007, 09:34:26 AM »
Oh, you're so blessed  :shake:

Gee, sure hope I'm next.......
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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2007, 09:42:12 AM »
Quote from: Infernal on May 22, 2007, 09:33:22 AM
WOW!!!.I can't believe that  :shake: .Cool thing is now I have your address  :yupyup: 


 :smack: that's all we need is you showing up for dinner  :yikes:

 JK! You're always welcome for dinner   :disturbed: 

Thanks for pointing that out, fixed it.
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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2007, 09:46:03 AM »
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on May 22, 2007, 09:42:12 AM
fixed it.

dang it... i was gonna take the "pop-in" to the extreme...

"Oh, I was just in the area, you know..."
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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2007, 09:48:08 AM »
Quote from: tom w. on May 22, 2007, 09:46:03 AM
dang it... i was gonna take the "pop-in" to the extreme...

"Oh, I was just in the area, you know..."

and with that blingn necklace of yours you would fit right in round here :yupyup:
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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2007, 09:49:02 AM »
If God REALLY loved me, he would just GIVE me the money! I like that idea much better :yesnod:
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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2007, 10:01:22 AM »
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on May 22, 2007, 09:49:02 AM
If God REALLY loved me, he would just GIVE me the money! I like that idea much better :yesnod:

No doubt, just mail us the cash.
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2007, 10:21:42 AM »
Quote from: Geno on May 22, 2007, 10:01:22 AM
No doubt, just mail us the cash.
Or He can just direct deposit in our checking accts.   
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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2007, 10:29:53 AM »
So what was inside!?!?!
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2007, 10:44:33 AM »
Quote from: chim on May 22, 2007, 10:29:53 AM
So what was inside!?!?!
I didn't open it. It's like spam, I refuse to open junk mail. Silly, I know, but it's the principle. They aren't going to make me look!
It was thick too.
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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2007, 11:27:47 AM »
You cant have a buildup like that, and not deliver!!
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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2007, 11:40:39 AM »
cross out the address, and put it in your neighbors mail box :gap:


Quote from: chim on May 22, 2007, 11:27:47 AM
You cant have a buildup like that, and not deliver!!

No kidding! we want to know what those crazy Christians are up to :angel:



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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2007, 11:54:05 AM »
It's too late. I'm sending it to Consumer Report for their back pages and it's already in the mail box.
We might get another. If we do I'll open it.
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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2007, 07:57:40 PM »
Quote from: Infernal on May 22, 2007, 09:33:22 AM
WOW!!!.I can't believe that  :shake: .Cool thing is now I have your address  :yupyup: 


I know where you live and you should be skeerd, I've been watching you from above. :rofl:
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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2007, 08:00:55 PM »
Just how long have you been receiving God's junk mail?
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Re: Looky what I got!
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2007, 08:06:20 PM »
Ever since I gave him her address.
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« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2007, 09:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Rocksurfer on May 22, 2007, 08:06:20 PM
Ever since I gave him her address.

Not good...Spam Boy!
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« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2007, 09:14:39 PM »
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on May 22, 2007, 09:42:12 AM


 :smack: that's all we need is you showing up for dinner  :yikes:

 JK! You're always welcome for dinner   :disturbed: 

Thanks for pointing that out, fixed it.

I've still got ur address  :_oops:
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« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2007, 09:37:06 PM »
Quote from: abnormaltoy on May 22, 2007, 09:09:27 PM
Not good...Spam Boy!
That would be holy spam boy to you sir.
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« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2007, 09:43:30 PM »
Quote from: abnormaltoy on May 22, 2007, 08:00:55 PM
Just how long have you been receiving God's junk mail?

That'll be going in my sig line :gap:
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« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2007, 09:51:42 PM »
Holy Spam Boy Batman!
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« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2007, 09:55:51 PM »
Quote from: abnormaltoy on May 22, 2007, 09:51:42 PM
Holy Spam Boy Batman!

Glad to see someone caught that reference.
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« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2007, 05:24:14 AM »

  :rofl: 

Now I wish I kept it! Oh well, I'll get more, I'm sure, now that I'm on God's mailing list!
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« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2007, 07:08:31 AM »
Too bad.  I wanted to see what a biblical handkerchief looked like.  Did it have bible verses on it, or was it handed down generation by generation from moses and now it's filled with everyones nose gobblins?   :headscratch:
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