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20 Questions~~A must read!
« on: Jan 04, 2006, 09:31:31 AM »
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QUESTIONS ? 
 
George Bush went to an elementary school in the suburbs of Washington D.C. (for a photo op) to talk about the world. After his talk he asked for questions. 
 
One little boy put up his hand, and the president asked his name. 
 
"Kenneth." 
 
"What is your question, Kenneth?" 
 
"I have three questions: 
 
First - Where are we with your so-called Social Security plan? 
 
Second - What responsibility do you personally take for the mess with FEMA and Homeland Security after Hurricane Katrina? 
 
Third - Why are we still in Iraq when there were no weapons of mass destruction found?" 
 
Just then the bell rang for recess.  Bush told the kids that he would continue after recess.  When they resumed the president said "Okay where were we?  Who has a question?" 
 
A different little boy put his hand up. 
 
George W. pointed to him and asked his name. 
 
"Larry." 
 
"And what is your question?" 
 
"I have five questions: 
 
First - Where are we with your so- called social security plan? 
 
Second - What responsibility do you personally take for the mess with FEMA and Hurricane Katrina ? 
 
Third - Why are we still in Iraq when there were no weapons of mass destruction found?" 
 
Fourth - Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? 
 
And Fifth - What happened to Kenneth?
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Re: 20 Questions~~A must read!
« Reply #1 on: Jan 04, 2006, 11:26:19 AM »
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Re: 20 Questions~~A must read!
« Reply #2 on: Jan 04, 2006, 04:54:54 PM »
Where are the other 12 questions?
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Re: 20 Questions~~A must read!
« Reply #3 on: Jan 04, 2006, 05:57:42 PM »
when ever a "joke" starts with "George Bush... " I immediately tune it out.
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Re: 20 Questions~~A must read!
« Reply #4 on: Jan 04, 2006, 06:51:32 PM »
Poor Kenneth :Black Helicopters:
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Re: 20 Questions~~A must read!
« Reply #5 on: Jan 04, 2006, 08:22:57 PM »
Well if you have been paying attention to this site George Bush has admitted to being a "servant of evil" or whatver he called lol.
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Re: 20 Questions~~A must read!
« Reply #6 on: Jan 05, 2006, 09:15:07 AM »
Where are the other 12 questions?

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Re: 20 Questions~~A must read!
« Reply #7 on: Jan 05, 2006, 09:43:42 AM »
Where are the other 12 questions?

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Re: 20 Questions~~A must read!
« Reply #8 on: Jan 05, 2006, 08:45:22 PM »
Which means we'll never find them....
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Re: 20 Questions~~A must read!
« Reply #9 on: Jan 05, 2006, 09:28:40 PM »
who says the CIA doesn't exist? ;)
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Re: 20 Questions~~A must read!
« Reply #10 on: Jan 06, 2006, 12:20:04 AM »
I have a question......... :brick:










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« Reply #11 on: Jan 06, 2006, 12:47:06 AM »
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