Topic: Well, here we go again

[abnormaltoy]

Fortress Europe knuckles under again...candy asses.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/religion

Mark

[mudguts]

IT'S SOCIALISM!!!!!! RUN AWAY   

[Lady Di]

[abnormaltoy [OP]]

IT'S SOCIALISM!!!!!! RUN AWAY   

Speaking of running away...I like this.

As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The normal level is "General Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert:

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain, "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdain" to "Dress In Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe, the Americans have gone from "Isolationism" to "Find Another Oil-Rich Nation For Regime Change". Their remaining higher alert states are "Attack Random Countries (Ideally Those Without Any Credible Military)" and "Beg The British For Help".

The British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "Bloody Nuisance".

The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the Great Fire of London in 1666.

"Your little ray of sunshine"
Mark

[Lady Di]

OMG!!!

[mudguts]

lol, I don't agree with all of it but it's funnier than hell 

[Rocksurfer]

It must be contagious looks like it is going to spread across Europe like a wild fire.

[abnormaltoy [OP]]

A buddy of mine in Nova Scotia sent it to me...every time I read the Italian one I almost pee my pants! Just cracks me up.

[Lady Di]

I loved Bloody Nuisence! I have a couple UK friends, that is just about right!!

[abnormaltoy [OP]]

I loved Bloody Nuisence! I have a couple UK friends, that is just about right!!

Mmyes, it's all terribly inconvenient.

[mudguts]

A buddy of mine in Nova Scotia sent it to me...every time I read the Italian one I almost pee my pants! Just cracks me up.

Elaborate military posturing

[kneedownnate]

I love it!  I frickin love it!

[88runner]

I've searched for a Canadian security level on google and found nothing.

An unofficial source tells me that there's 6 level of security here:
1- We don't care
2- eh!
3- eh! eh!
4- eh! eh! eh!
5- eh! eh! eh! eh!
6- eh! eh! eh! eh! eh!

he also told me that we were at the eh! level.
Should I be sceered

[Lady Di]

My canadian friend said they might actually pause a hockey game for an annoucement, eh.

[BLACKDOG]

I've searched for a Canadian security level on google and found nothing.

An unofficial source tells me that there's 6 level of security here:
1- We don't care
2- eh!
3- eh! eh!
4- eh! eh! eh!
5- eh! eh! eh! eh!
6- eh! eh! eh! eh! eh!

he also told me that we were at the eh! level.
Should I be sceered

nah, not until you're at at least 4 ehs!

[V-Man]

nah, not until you're at at least 4 ehs!

  This just in......Canadian weapons researchers have now developed a prototype skate that will allow NHL players to skate on any surface. 
 
    This new advance in weapon technology, when coupled with existing NHL weapons systems will allow the deployment of the must deadly combat units in the history of warfare..  Units called "TEAMS" will be made up of six man squads, trained in the black arts of "stickhandling", "passing", and the "slap shot" which uses a device code named a  "P.U.C.K." .  The P.U.C.K. which stands for "P"ut "U"p "C"rush
"K"nees, is a device that does not hint at it's dangerous use or the massive damage it can cause.  A frozen disk of hard rubber is the basic unit, but coupled with a weapon call a "hock'ey stick" it can cause great bodily harm.  On like must combat units in use by the world's militarises today, a team is a close combat unit often closing to less then two feet from a enemy to engage him.  Many opponets of the new units say that the hand to hand fighting system may violate the geneva convention, as it does not allow an enemy to surrender and players as unit members are called must be physically removed from the battlefield by a person called a "ref" to stop them from farther injuring an enemy.  There is consern that in a large engagement call a "Bench clearing brawl" there may not be enough "ref's" to remove players as needed.   There is also the debate that the diet of beer, corndog, pizzia, potato chip, may lead to the use of a bio/chemical agent on the enemy.  Test have shown the agent to effect the breathing and vision. In Some cases the effects can be serious brain damage, or even death by affixiation.  Video of weapons testing 


I hate to say it guys but it just may come down to Canada and the U.S. beating our hockey sticks on the ice and  at them.

[abnormaltoy [OP]]

awhaw, let this one go Jean Claude for he has the fighting spirit.










as long as you don't bring any of the nasty smoked meat with you, we will stand against the rest of the world!