Do you want to know your 4-wheelin' skill level, read each question completly and anwser only yes or no. Follow the instructions at the top of each section, some have different directions. Once you cannot answer in the spirit of the question correctly, click the section you are currently on in the poll above. Then post what section and question you were on so we can determine your true wheeler status. Your input is always welcome to make this list better. Post what you think and I will consider your request and where to put it or where to move a question that better fits the poll.
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Section A
You are a Wannabe if:
If you answer yes to any of the questions in section "A" please click on Wannabe
Then warn us when you are going on your 1st. trip so we can avoid the area.
01. The closest you've been to wheelin' is as a passenger
02. You have a busted up old 4wd that has never seen the trail.
(if you had or have wheeled your own vehicle you get a pass here)
03. You think that a monster truck is what it's all about
04. You plan on buying a New Jeep because they are Trail Rated
05. You think a locker is for storing your stuff in.
06. You think a skidplate measures the time it takes you to stop at full lock up.
07. You think a washboard fire-road is wheelin'.
08. You think Rick Russell's maps are the best things since they invented the wheel.
09. You purchased a 4wd and didn't realize it doesn't have low
10. You have to ask your wife for permission to go play in the dirt.
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Section B
You are a Mall Cruiser if:
If you answer yes to any questions in section "B" please click on Mall Cruiser
Then head for the nearest exit, you could get hurt.
11. Have no traction aiding device of any kind
12. You lifted your truck over 8 inches (excluding tire size)
13. Drivers behind you can see the car in front of you from underneath your truck
14. You are afraid to scratch your truck
15. Your 4wd is powered by the front axles when 4wd is turned off
16. You don't know how to lock your hubs or where they are
17. You think blocks are the best way to achieve more lift
18. Have more than three shocks per wheel and they are chromed
19. Buy all your offroad parts and accessories at Pep Boys
20. You can still call AAA if you breakdown on the trail
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Section C
You are Softcore if:
If you answer yes to all of the questions in section "C" please continue
Click on Softcore if you answer no to any question Newbie
21. You like mud because it's high in minerals
22. You use a shovel and a wheel barrow to clean your driveway after you wash your truck
23. You consider damage as a badge of honor
24. You refer to a construction site as a testing area
25. Your truck barely fits under your garage door or not at all.
26.You start having all your drinks "On The Rocks" even if it's just a soda
27. You consider anything without 4wd useless
28. Your club website is your home page
29. Every time you see a lowered truck it makes you sick
30. You Have done the Rubicon, Stoddard Valley area (including Calico), Johnson Valley, Moab, or the like.
Note: If you have done any of these areas and answered no to any questions in this section you get a free pass to the next section. If have done the Little Sluice, Doran, or just about anything in Johnson Valley and answered any question no in this section you get a free skip a section, continue to hardcore. If you have not been to any of these types of runs please refer back to Mall Cruiser
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Section D
You are a Moderate Wheeler if:
If you answer yes to all the questions in section "D" please continue
Click on Moderate if you answer no to any question Rock Stacker
31. You have an email address or username that refers to your truck rather than you
32. You would choose a rollbar over A/C as an option
33. There is now or has been a mounted picture of your truck somewhere in your house
34. You base your next vehicle purchase on its crawl ratio
35. You stopped washing your truck when it started looking better dirty
36. Most all of your recent vacation pictures are of 4-wheelin'
37. You now base social class on RTI scores rather than money
38. You consider working on your truck as relaxation
39. Motivation involves someone saying "You can't make it"
40.Your truck has at least 33 inch tires or 30's on a Samurai
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Section E
You are Hardcore if:
If you answer yes to all the questions in section "E" please continue
Click on Hardcore if you answer no to any question axle snapper
41. Your truck is packed and ready to go at all times, except when you are upgrading or still fixing it from the last time you had it out
42. You are always ready to go at the drop of a dime
43. You think that driving on three wheels all the time is normal
44. You would know how to cook a meal on a hot part of your truck
45. You drove your truck for ten hours or more and never exceed 3 mph.
46. You bought new parts because you don't remember where you put the spares
47. Your Christmas list only consists of parts for your truck
48. You measure all non truck purchases in terms of how many parts that would have bought
49. After your answer to, "What did you do last weekend?" The next question is, "And you do this for fun!?"
50. You consider Rubicon as holy ground
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Section F
You are Extreme if:
If you answer yes to all the questions in section "F" please continue
Click on Extreme if you answer no to any question rockcrawling monster
51. You have had two wheels off the ground and it still felt ok
52. You think protection from the elements (i.e. a top) is for wussies
53. You have 3 phase 220V outlets in your garage for your welder
54. Your garage has more square footage than your house
55. You hate driving long distances, but will drive 800 miles to a trail
56. Your daily driver is considered a mild trail rig
57. Your video collection contains more 4-wheelin videos then regular videos
58. You refer to your friends more often by the type of vehicle they drive than thier names, if you even know thier names
59. 90% of your work emails are wheelin related
60. You can remember how to get to every trail you've ever been on, but on a date you get lost going to the movies
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Section G
You are OUT OF CONTROL if:
Screwy If you answer yes to all the questions in section "G" you are absolutly Screwy
Sick Go ahead and click on it because you my friend are Sick
OUT OF CONTROL
61. You have a climate controlled garage with an attached shop and 8 foot high doors
62. Your looking for a tow vehicle and still haven't furnished your house
63. Have enough spare parts to build another truck
64. Your idea of a good time is sitting around figuring out gear ratios and the ideal crawl ratio for any given situation
65. You own three 4x4's and only one of them is street legal
66. You planned your wedding around club runs or got married on the trail
67. You'll drop 2 grand on new axles but your kitchen sink still leaks
68. You buy 4x4's use them until you break it, then sell it
69. Tellico no longer scares you
70. It's not considered a good day on the trail if nothing breaks
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Section H
You are a Liar if:
If you answer yes to any of these questions
Or don't want to reveal your sad but true level
Click on Liar so as not to embarrass yourself
71. You answered yes to all of the questions above
72. You skipped any question
73. Your a member of the political Green Party
74. You answered any question correctly because you plan on doing that to your rig
75. You are a member of the Sierra Club
76. You didn't understand any question but answered it correctly so you could still play the game
77. You are an Autuban Society member
78. Your 4wd is a Kia
79. You have 20" dubs and spinners on your 4wd
80. You are an extremly liberal democrat
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