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???? maybe these are the last two Darwin nominees of '07
« on: Jan 01, 2008, 04:57:18 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080101/ap_on_fe_st/odd_tattoo_shooting

Men shoot themselves in tattoo attempt

Mon Dec 31, 11:15 PM ET
 


CHAPARRAL, N.M. - Getting a tattoo can be a painful proposition, but usually it's just the needle you have to worry about. Two men trying to trace a loaded .357-caliber Magnum as a pattern for a tattoo accidentally shot themselves, the Otero County Sheriff's Department said Monday.
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Shooting yourself while being tattooed. That takes mad skills, creativity, and determination. I say give them an honorary Darwin award at the very least.
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:think:  Sure that wasn't Infernal?  :gap:


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:think:  Sure that wasn't Infernal?  :gap:


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He would fess up to it...right?
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
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Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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Retards!  :haha:
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Hmm, surprised they didn't shoot themselves in the eye trying to see what a bullet looks like, I think that maybe the one that got it in the shoulder was on purpose and then once it healed they were going to make a tat out of it.  :screwy: :headscratch: :dunno:
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why would they have even loaded the gun while trying to trace it? bunch of retards.
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You know what is cool about these types of stories.   No matter how dumb i feel on any given day, at least I'm not that dumb I tell myself.   :rofl2:
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You know what is cool about these types of stories.   No matter how dumb i feel on any given day, at least I'm not that dumb I tell myself.   :rofl2:
way true! makes me feel good about me and all my redneck friends.
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