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If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« on: Jun 15, 2007, 01:19:27 PM »



So I came back from a long day trip the other day and now my body fills like a clunker.

I have a real bad cold = engine breathing problems carb adjustment needed popping and spitting
I sprained my foot last week and it hurts really bad = blown out tire
My knee decided after walking funny because of the foot decided to buckle out from under me = busted suspension.
I awoke this morning to a nice zit on my shin= chip in the paint 
To top it off this morning I have the runs.= my rear end is leaking and the oil looks to be contaminated with water.
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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« Reply #1 on: Jun 15, 2007, 01:34:26 PM »
Quote from: 9VLick on Jun 15, 2007, 01:19:27 PM
I awoke this morning to a nice zit on my shin
You have a zit on your SHIN?.
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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« Reply #2 on: Jun 15, 2007, 02:02:32 PM »
at least you dont have to pay to get it all repaired.
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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« Reply #3 on: Jun 15, 2007, 02:05:01 PM »
Quote from: redneckbrat on Jun 15, 2007, 02:02:32 PM
at least you dont have to pay to get it all repaired.

If I could afford to go to the doc for the foot i would.
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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« Reply #4 on: Jun 15, 2007, 02:05:35 PM »
Quote from: Infernal on Jun 15, 2007, 01:34:26 PM
You have a zit on your SHIN?.

The should be chin.
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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« Reply #5 on: Jun 15, 2007, 02:09:55 PM »
Quote from: 9VLick on Jun 15, 2007, 02:05:35 PM
The should be chin.
Ha Ha,I know.Just giving you a hard time bro!!
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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« Reply #6 on: Jun 15, 2007, 09:53:14 PM »
Quote from: 9VLick on Jun 15, 2007, 01:19:27 PM

To top it off this morning I have the runs.= my rear end is leaking and the oil looks to be contaminated with water.

:rofl2:  Sadly I know that feeling all too well. 
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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« Reply #7 on: Jun 15, 2007, 10:49:35 PM »
I just found out the pain in my foot that I've had the last 2 months is a broken bone.  I don't even remember breaking it!!
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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« Reply #8 on: Jun 16, 2007, 04:35:45 AM »
 I don't know the one I am driving right now is pretty good..

 No skin conditions -= No rust
Small compact size-= Sporty
Nice clean sexy lines-=  :disturbed: nuf said
Energitic -= Motor runs great, quick response

    Plus it lots of fun to wash and wax after a long hard  "drive" :yesnod:
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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« Reply #9 on: Jun 16, 2007, 08:50:27 AM »
Quote from: V-Man on Jun 16, 2007, 04:35:45 AM
I don't know the one I am driving right now is pretty good..

 No skin conditions -= No rust
Small compact size-= Sporty
Nice clean sexy lines-=  :disturbed: nuf said
Energitic -= Motor runs great, quick response

    Plus it lots of fun to wash and wax after a long hard  "drive" :yesnod:


I would need a body lift, at the very least. I also need new suspension bushings! I'm getting better gas...mileage, than before.
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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« Reply #10 on: Jun 16, 2007, 01:32:10 PM »

  :rofl:   
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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« Reply #11 on: Jun 16, 2007, 06:01:21 PM »
Her frame is a little rusty but other than that it's ok, it's amazing after all the hard miles I've put on her that she still is in good shape.  :disturbed:
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