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Pesky Telemarketer
« on: Oct 27, 2006, 10:40:51 AM »
okay kids here's a new story/joke  :haha: :laugh: :joke: :cheese: :rofl2:


The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?"

This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?"

The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood."

I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case.

I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice.

Then I proceeded to tell him that we had located his position at his work place and the police were entering the building to take him into custody. At that point, I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.

My wife asked me, as I returned to the table, why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes.

My meal was cold, but oh-so-very enjoyable.


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Re: Pesky Telemarketer
« Reply #1 on: Oct 27, 2006, 12:53:10 PM »
Hey what happened to the silly jokes thread?
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Re: Pesky Telemarketer
« Reply #2 on: Oct 27, 2006, 01:08:31 PM »
Quote from: cruzila on Oct 27, 2006, 12:53:10 PM
Hey what happened to the silly jokes thread?

did bigmike delete it?
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Re: Pesky Telemarketer
« Reply #3 on: Oct 27, 2006, 01:17:32 PM »
Quote from: cruzila on Oct 27, 2006, 12:53:10 PM
Hey what happened to the silly jokes thread?

:dunno: Someone got rid of the recycle bin so.... Can't seem to find it :rivers: It's like the second silly jokes thread we have.  Time to start another one rather than have a ton of individual threads.
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Re: Pesky Telemarketer
« Reply #4 on: Oct 27, 2006, 02:09:23 PM »
is this a true story?  :headscratch:
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Re: Pesky Telemarketer
« Reply #5 on: Oct 27, 2006, 06:06:54 PM »
yeah they call during dinner time
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Re: Pesky Telemarketer
« Reply #6 on: Oct 27, 2006, 06:09:27 PM »
Quote from: blackwolf00 on Oct 27, 2006, 06:06:54 PM
yeah they call during dinner time
makes me wanna hook up my home phone again. just for fun :hahaha:
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Re: Pesky Telemarketer
« Reply #7 on: Oct 27, 2006, 06:30:13 PM »
i need
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Re: Pesky Telemarketer
« Reply #8 on: Oct 27, 2006, 09:28:16 PM »
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