I too hold a deadly amount of methane...pray I do not unloose it upon mankind!

If you think this is all a joke i will send you three powerpoints and some names of some books for you to read

BTW farts are composed of the following:
    * Nitrogen - 20% - 90%
    * Hydrogen - 0% - 50%
    * Carbon Dioxide - 10% - 30%
    * Oxygen - 0% - 10%
    * Methane - 0% - 10%

So you dont produce much methane...