Topic: Message #596015

[Hawk Thor]

Just come by this summer. Go to a formula off-road event, meet Bazzi and myself, buy a 4 dr diesel Yota with a solid front axle  , we will help you find some sweet fenderflares for your "new" Hilux and have a look around in my "partsbin" for something you might fancy.

Then we make you eat putrefied sharkmeat, pickled ram testicles, seared sheep heads and dried fish (sort of like jerky, but more like woodsplinters at first.), then Bazzi can take you to a glacier and then we get you drunk and find you some very eager and willing blonde, get the two of you some privacy and then take you to the Blue Lagoon before we get your Hilux ready for shipping to the states.  

Nice plan huh?