Topic: Message #574902

[mikerob]

Because that warranty does wonders for you when you break down in the boonies!! 


To quote from Tommy Boy  

A guy puts a fancy guarantee on the box 'cause
he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.

  
                  
- Yeah, makes a man feel good.
- Of course it does. Why shouldn't it?

...

But why do they put a
guarantee on the box then?

  
                  
'Cause they know all they sold
you was a guaranteed piece of .

  
                  
That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if
you want me to take a dump in a box

  
                  
and mark it "guaranteed", i will.
I got spare time.