Thats way you buy the lifetime warranty & keep your receipt 
Because that warranty does wonders for you when you break down in the boonies!!
To quote from Tommy Boy
A guy puts a fancy guarantee on the box 'cause
he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
- Yeah, makes a man feel good.
- Of course it does. Why shouldn't it?
...
But why do they put a
guarantee on the box then?
'Cause they know all they sold
you was a guaranteed piece of
.
That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if
you want me to take a dump in a box
and mark it "guaranteed", i will.
I got spare time.
