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*Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
*Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.
*The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.
*Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
*Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
*Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
*Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised.