It's known as humor... The author, Dave Barry, is a syndicated humorist... Humor is often based, even loosely, on bits of reality... but it is intended to be humorous. Sorry you didn't see the humor.
Like fordh8r (and maybe a few others), I thought it was funny!!
Don't pop a vein bubba, I was laughing my ass off picturing John Kerry or Ted Kennedy stopping to help someone fix a tire. Perhaps I should have put a smiley at the end!
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