If only life were that simple, Nate. It ain't even close. Kinda funny how the poor working stiffs seem to always get behind the rich guys who make sure that they stay rich and the poor working stiffs stay poor. I could turn this into a political discussion, but I think I'll just quote Dave Barry and save some time:
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club.
