Where is the "I just smoked everyone on the freeway because I have a 3RZ BEAST" candle?

It smells like big oversized 6 cylinder and 8 cylinder engines with oil leaking all over them with a rough idle and horrible gas mileage and reliability. And when the candle burns out, it burns through the metal tin catching your house on fire, which is the equivalent of how much time and extra money you'll need in order to keep your V8 running in your Hilux

wow, I got carried away with that one Gotta vent once in a while

How about a gear oil candle? or burning clutch scent?

Maybe I could get rid of some of this crap in my garage